zaira

So, today I am feeling really good.


I am up cleaning, thinking about certain people fondly. Not thinking about skanks at all. lol.


But, while I was doing the laundry I started thinking about dryer sheets. I know you think I am stupid as crap lol, but bear with me. This is a real mystery. I thought that the purpose of Dryer Sheets was to reduse static cling... I dunno, maybe I am being mislead. Someone please give me a clue! haha


I know everyone has heard of or has seen the people that walk around with a dryer sheet stuck to their thigh or their butt or back or something. Some people laugh at them, but I don't. I just snatch it off of them. Believe me, in my stint as a waitress I saw all sorts of crazy crap that normal people would laugh at.


Sadly enough I am blessed with the sight. No I don't have ESPN 8 (the ocho lol). I just think about it. I mean it isn't our fault that we can't see the stuff that gets stuck to our back sides. I mean we just aren't made that way. I am sure that even the Cirque du Soleil people don't contort themselves randomly just to check out their ass. lol.

So next time you see someone with one of those snuggle sheets clinging to their butt, just reach out and pull it off.


I leave it to your fancy whether or not you tell them about touching their bum first. It is in your best interest to warn them lol. It can be pretty awkward.


I followed a lady at the Bee's for like ten feet trying to stomp on the toilet paper that had stuck to her shoe. She turned and looked at me like I was the biggest freak ever. lol.


When she realized what I was doing it was okay. But there was that silence for about three seconds where all I wanted to do was say "awkward!"

Lmao.

If you havn't been to Deezer.com, then you are wrong. It is brilliant. I am not a big fan of pirating. Something about fines and jail, I just freak. So, Deezer.com is so cool because it has millions of songs and tons of artists. I mean it is like the coolest on demand juke box ever. Did I mention free?


Oh ok.

It's free!


So those are the thoughts for the day.


Peaces!
Zaira