Im going to be Bizarre today...
I love this picture....
"Bush spoke of the diplomatic progress he was making with Europe.
[Clip of Bush: 'When we talk about Iran that's a place that I am getting good advice from European partners.']
Ohhh good advice? What did you learned from your European partners.
[Clip of Bush: 'Iran is not Iraq.']
Although they do sound very similar. Are you sure you bombed the right one?" --Jon Stewart From the Daily Show
Be Careful...
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.
"They [Americans] are possibly the dumbest people on the planet..."
"Just for my own mental health, I need to go and sit in a room with 600 Canadians and watch this movie [F. 9/11]" - Michael Moore (gotta love this guy)
"I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants"
John Stewart from the Daily show
"Last week North Korea publicly admitted for the first time it has nuclear weapons. The Bush administration has so far shown very little concern, as the North Korean missiles are believed only capable of reaching the Blue States." --Jon Stewart on North Korea's nuclear weapons program
President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth." --Jon Stewart
Sorry if some of you don't agree with all of this, I just had to rant!! Anyway, I hope at least somebody got a kick out of it!
I love this picture....
"Bush spoke of the diplomatic progress he was making with Europe.
[Clip of Bush: 'When we talk about Iran that's a place that I am getting good advice from European partners.']
Ohhh good advice? What did you learned from your European partners.
[Clip of Bush: 'Iran is not Iraq.']
Although they do sound very similar. Are you sure you bombed the right one?" --Jon Stewart From the Daily Show
Be Careful...
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.
"They [Americans] are possibly the dumbest people on the planet..."
"Just for my own mental health, I need to go and sit in a room with 600 Canadians and watch this movie [F. 9/11]" - Michael Moore (gotta love this guy)
"I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants"
John Stewart from the Daily show
"Last week North Korea publicly admitted for the first time it has nuclear weapons. The Bush administration has so far shown very little concern, as the North Korean missiles are believed only capable of reaching the Blue States." --Jon Stewart on North Korea's nuclear weapons program
President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth." --Jon Stewart
Sorry if some of you don't agree with all of this, I just had to rant!! Anyway, I hope at least somebody got a kick out of it!
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