PSA, I guess.
My close friend was riding her bike Thursday night and got rear-ended by a Hummer. Is there anything more poetic right now?
Anyway. She wasn't wearing a helmet and got a level err grade 3 concussion and got banged up pretty bad. Considering all this, she is doing pretty well. Has some amnesia, which is scary and disorienting for her, but she's ok.
Last night I made her vegan/macrobiotic pumpkin muffins to help her take a dump (vicaden -- spelling?) clogs you up real right quick.
So me and the lady people persons are getting helmets soon and trickin' em out. I think. I'm going. to take a cue. from flight of the conchords. and glue a wig on mine. A hair helmet of sorts.
That or spray paint it gold and put a bunch of anti-hummer stickers on it. And a ween sticker. For good measure.
Scene.
My close friend was riding her bike Thursday night and got rear-ended by a Hummer. Is there anything more poetic right now?
Anyway. She wasn't wearing a helmet and got a level err grade 3 concussion and got banged up pretty bad. Considering all this, she is doing pretty well. Has some amnesia, which is scary and disorienting for her, but she's ok.
Last night I made her vegan/macrobiotic pumpkin muffins to help her take a dump (vicaden -- spelling?) clogs you up real right quick.
So me and the lady people persons are getting helmets soon and trickin' em out. I think. I'm going. to take a cue. from flight of the conchords. and glue a wig on mine. A hair helmet of sorts.
That or spray paint it gold and put a bunch of anti-hummer stickers on it. And a ween sticker. For good measure.
Scene.
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but, yes, poetic.
i'm down with the gold paint and anti-hummer stickers. (in fact, i think i'll steal that!)
but, will you wear a tanktop and gold sparkly hot pants?