zaftigg

I'm macrobiotic.

a friend's cat scratched my eye last night and sliced my contact in half. I drove home with toilet paper taped on my eye like some broke-down pirate. I had a hard time stopping myself from looking into my rearview mirror. I wanted to fuck me so bad.


If you had a clone of yourself at your disposal, would you fuck yourself?

If you had a version of you as the opposite sex, would you fuck yourself?

I guess I'm just curious like a cat.