Friday Jun 08, 2007

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I'm erect. Why aren't you erect?
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ilovemikehunt:
it's a sore subject. don't judge me for my dysfunction.
apexxx:
it was awesome to see you again smile we should keep in touch more...

Thursday May 24, 2007

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So. I was pulled on through Columbia College Chicago's Ann "Smith" to write as a correspondant for a Cannes trip that us here estudantes went on. Well. At our initial meeting with "Ann," I was told that we wouldn't be censored. Apparently she didn't know who she was talking to.



Here was my blog that didn't go up. Enjoy:



As you may and/or may not...
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winter_davis:
You're so motivated!

Friday May 18, 2007

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Hey all. I'm in Cannes. There is bitchin shit here and not so bitchin shit, but I guess that's.. pretty obvious....

I snuck into the premiere party and watched Norah Jones bitch about the DJ not playing James Brown. I am going to try to get into a Cronenberg masterclass on monday (and try even harder not to cream myself). I'll be checking out le...
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muggan_music:
I hope you get to see HOTPANTS COLLEGE IV - European tour.

lotusmonger:
woohoo! Everytime I see some Cannes coverage on teevee I think, "Hey Mortimer is there!" and then I try to find you in the coverage but then I realize I'm watching Access Hollywood and and I have to leave the room for some physical self flagellation.

Wednesday May 09, 2007

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So. I think I've finally got it. You know how extremes can fold back on their opposite extremes? Like extremely cold water begins to burn. Or sometimes a movie so fucking bad it's actually good.

Well. I'm applying this to my sexuality. I'm so fucking hypersexual, I've folded into asexuality. I'm not upset or damaged by this news at all. On the contrary, I'm rather...
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apexxx:
have fun in Cannes. sounds like a great time
unaffected:
Like Apex said, have fun!


"Who the fuck would be intimidated by me if they bothered to get into a five minute conversation?



And I`ll keep this quote on my mind! So true.

Thursday May 03, 2007

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ShortBus and Perfume are in the top five of films I've seen in the last four years... Well, you know. In case you were wondering.

Hopefully. I'll be on this site. In a different way. Semi soon. But we shall see.

My father is going to see my films for the first time. So, steer clear of the South Loop on Friday May 11th, I...
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oxalis:
ShortBus is so good.

Sunday Apr 01, 2007

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dooder. Moving in a month. Going to Cannes in a month and/or a half. Graduating in a month and a half. giving a speech in two weeks at notre dame on film. and through it all. Can't fucking stop listening to of montreal.
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ojaeflo:
I've had it up for weeks and you are the first person to comment! tongue love tongue

I actually cribbed it from a HEE-LARIOUS episode of NBC's 30 Rock my current favorite show.
Tina Fey spoke the line to great comic effect.
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ojaeflo:
Oh, and Cannes???

[falsetto] AWE-SOME. eeek

Saturday Mar 17, 2007

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Naked time. This is like my Dan Marino Nutrisystem plug. I'm back to my playing weight... oh dear.
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ilovemikehunt:
that set was so stressful - i'm so glad it's over.

how are your bowels?
ilovemikehunt:
whatever works. just get your release so you can put all the bullshit behind you.

i'm sure you'll get your credit - you did all of the pre-pro, and more than half of the shoot. if they didn't give you credit, that'd be seriously wrong.

just know that you weren't the only one overwhelmed by the stress on set - lots of us had broken down in our own ways by the end.

by the way, i'd love to work on one of YOUR sets one day; i think you'd set a great tone as a director, for reals.

Tuesday Mar 13, 2007

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ1hTR8eyP4



Seriously. My autobiography.
trocc:
oh my god. that was amazing. and it somehow brought this to mind:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
trocc:
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT DICKNOSE?

Saturday Feb 10, 2007

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I'm screening one of my films in front of Columbia faculty to see if they'll take it and myself to Cannes this year. I can definately go with my critical analysis papers, but I want to see if I can get in with this film, damnit.

But anyway. For Valentine's Day:

Let us celebrate being single without being bitter, no? What's all this jazz about...
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ilovemikehunt:
it wasn't your fault.

i understand what you're going through... i found out at our meeting the other day that not only are they recording the video tap, they want an on-set editor to assemble it to make sure it works. that's a lot of jobs being underscored there - especially mine; it's like nobody has faith in anybody else to do their jobs right.

i understand where he was coming from with the email - i mean, especially now that we don't have to build as many sets, we can definitely afford tortilla chips - but that aside, when did everybody become so fucking retentive? i think this is the nature of the P-word beast - this is my first, and i'm hoping it doesn't boil down to being my last.
ilovemikehunt:
by the way, have i told you lately what a rock-star you are?
ARRR!!!

Sunday Feb 04, 2007

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What are your obsessions? What are you drawn to thematically?

Tuesday Jan 30, 2007

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I just... bought a book of 365 sexual positions for the year... not to use for sex, mind you... but rather to better choreograph sexual sequences in my films...

I will say this aboug being an assistant director: there is something very intimate between directors and AD's... this bond, this need to be needed. It fulfills the OCD organization bug I have and the reassurance...
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trocc:
hey!!! have you done the Inland Empire thing at Music Box yet?? i did it last Friday. and, holy fuck. i yammer about it a bit in my last journal.

some of us might be going tomorrow night...
oxalis:
That book is great! (haha.)
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