There's some buzz around town about plans to merge my town Zablo Hills
with the next one over, Zablo Valley. If true it would be the most
exciting political news around here since they shifted the garbage
and recycling pickup day from Tuesday to Monday. Lots of people
still upset about that.
This is an old idea, also proposed when I was mayor decades ago.... Read More
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never
see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs.
Sorry for the convenience.
Hmmm... Wonder where my girlfriend got to....
She was lying right here beside me a few minutes
ago. Well, no time to worry about that now. Sounds
like some intruder has broken into the house and
locked himself inside the bathroom again. Better
go shoot them to death first.
Then I can figure out where the girlfriend might be later.
I like my McAfee computer anti-virus, but of late have been
wondering if anything developed by a totally paranoid unhinged
psycho can be trusted (it does give a lot of false positives!)
But the company has been sold at least twice since, so
it's probably OK. Still, they might be wise to change the
name. Or give the mad scientist a couple million bucks
to... Read More