OK, since we have been given a comprehensive list of nicknames for the pussy, courtesy of Evil, here is a list for nicknames of TITS.
I first saw this list as an innocent youth back in 1986 fingering through a Playboy magazine which was part of a subscription that my grandmother had gotten me for christmas...
Angel Cakes, Double-Whammies, Loaves, PT Boats, Apples, Dueling...
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I first saw this list as an innocent youth back in 1986 fingering through a Playboy magazine which was part of a subscription that my grandmother had gotten me for christmas...
Angel Cakes, Double-Whammies, Loaves, PT Boats, Apples, Dueling...
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Perspective...:
1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
3. Health nuts are going to feel stupid...
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1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
3. Health nuts are going to feel stupid...
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tigerlily:
hee! good giggles, thank you.
see you this afternoon!
see you this afternoon!
anais:
memoirs/diaries. Observations on life and dealing with genetic depression. The book will take it's own unorganized shape one day. I've just been in a dry spell for a while.
Valentine's Day is approaching. Here is a little sonnet for your certain someone...
You...
You are the history of Love and its Justification.
The Symbol of Devotion.
The Incentive for Chivalry.
The Reality of Ideals.
The Verity of Joy.
Idolatry's Defence.
The Proof of Goodness.
The Power of Gentleness.
Beauty's Acknowledgement.
Vanity's Excuse.
The Promise of Truth.
The Melody of Life.
The Caress of Romance....
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You...
You are the history of Love and its Justification.
The Symbol of Devotion.
The Incentive for Chivalry.
The Reality of Ideals.
The Verity of Joy.
Idolatry's Defence.
The Proof of Goodness.
The Power of Gentleness.
Beauty's Acknowledgement.
Vanity's Excuse.
The Promise of Truth.
The Melody of Life.
The Caress of Romance....
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ryan:
blame lack of boldness on whom? only you can take responsibility for yourself, dude... you chose to be bold, you chose to be reserved...
why is it i sense a sad undertone to that last post?
why is it i sense a sad undertone to that last post?
Have you ever wanted to hypnotize a person...? Be it to make an ass of them or to make them want to fall in love with you...? Well here's a little "recipe": a bowl of water, a gardenia, some mood music (In the Nursery has great mood makers for this sort of practice) and this recitation to your "victem"............
"...what is it about this beautiful...
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"...what is it about this beautiful...
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thora:
Hey! I got your vm after midnight. I didn't know we had confirmed for today (Friday). Was there an actual confirmation? Couldn't find one in my journal or email, was it in a phone message? I'm really sorry, I've been very morphined out and depressed since my accident wed. night.
anouck:
got the shoes!!!!!!!!!!! 
customs sucks though, i have to pay to pick em up, for border shit, booo to customs....hopefully i'ii get my hands on some cash soon
those poor shoes, sitting at the freakin post office, that's lame huh?
love anouck
customs sucks though, i have to pay to pick em up, for border shit, booo to customs....hopefully i'ii get my hands on some cash soon
those poor shoes, sitting at the freakin post office, that's lame huh?
love anouck
A FEW FACTS AND TIDBITS...
1) The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time
TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
2) Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US
Treasury.
3) Coca-Cola was originally green.
4) It is impossible to lick your elbow.
(Believe it or not...I CAN!
)
5) The cost of raising a medium-size dog to...
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1) The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time
TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
2) Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US
Treasury.
3) Coca-Cola was originally green.
4) It is impossible to lick your elbow.
(Believe it or not...I CAN!
)
5) The cost of raising a medium-size dog to...
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thora:
Oh, no, I'm going to go to sleep. I have to go to the dr in the morning. But i appreciate the offer!
evil:
...amazing, but true!!! 
(...I always keep my promises...)
I am no fugitive running from reality.
I choose to combat it as a crooked straightness within my own solitary silence.
(Pure and focused, though, I am...)
Only then can I breathe and relax.
Only there am I able to write beyond the ever present anxiety.
And for that writing, one can never be alone enough.
There can never be...
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I am no fugitive running from reality.
I choose to combat it as a crooked straightness within my own solitary silence.
(Pure and focused, though, I am...)
Only then can I breathe and relax.
Only there am I able to write beyond the ever present anxiety.
And for that writing, one can never be alone enough.
There can never be...
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tigerlily:
yes! message received...had busy-ness leaking out my ears...responding SOON
Welcome to the spiritual world of the Pimpasaurus Sex...
The scripture for the moment is this:
WHEN YOU PULL SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS
YOU MAKE AN EVEN BIGGER MESS
WHEN YOU TRY TO STUFF IT BACK IN!!!
Get my meanin'...?
The Fucker
The Sin
And the Wholly Gross...
PS...the "From-Me-To-You" songs for today...
"THE GRUDGE" by Tool
and
"DOPPELGANGER" by Curve
The scripture for the moment is this:
WHEN YOU PULL SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS
YOU MAKE AN EVEN BIGGER MESS
WHEN YOU TRY TO STUFF IT BACK IN!!!
Get my meanin'...?
The Fucker
The Sin
And the Wholly Gross...
PS...the "From-Me-To-You" songs for today...
"THE GRUDGE" by Tool
and
"DOPPELGANGER" by Curve
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bracket:
its oki hun,u can say anything everywhere...
free world remember?
free world remember?
stina:
haha.. I remember the first time i came on your page and your journal entry was almost poetic.. and you had dancers as your picture.. it seemed very classy.. Then i come on today and your ranting about turds and you have a "crucified" naked lady.. hah.. it just gives a complete different view of you
A Few Riddles...
1)
I have billions of eyes...
Yet I live in darkness.
I have millions of ears...
Yet only four lobes.
I have no muscle...
Yet I rule two hemispheres.
What am I...?
2)
What can go up a chimney down
But can't go down a chimney up?
3)
When is a door not a door?
4)
The part of the bird that...
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1)
I have billions of eyes...
Yet I live in darkness.
I have millions of ears...
Yet only four lobes.
I have no muscle...
Yet I rule two hemispheres.
What am I...?
2)
What can go up a chimney down
But can't go down a chimney up?
3)
When is a door not a door?
4)
The part of the bird that...
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bracket:
i did.
but it takes time to let it all out til there will nothing remain inside me.
ill talk to u at nite im @my friends place now....
♥
but it takes time to let it all out til there will nothing remain inside me.
ill talk to u at nite im @my friends place now....
♥
Time for a little Philosophy lesson from Confucious...
Confucious says...
He who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs...
Confucious says...
Wife who puts husband in doghouse may find him in cathouse...
Confucious says...
Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary...
Confucious says...
Baby concieved on backseat of car with automatic transmition grows up to be shiftless...
Confucious says...
Boy...
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Confucious says...
He who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs...
Confucious says...
Wife who puts husband in doghouse may find him in cathouse...
Confucious says...
Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary...
Confucious says...
Baby concieved on backseat of car with automatic transmition grows up to be shiftless...
Confucious says...
Boy...
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We create our own destinies
It is not something that is created for us
So be creative...
...Vincent
It is not something that is created for us
So be creative...
...Vincent
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anouck:
this is it!!!!!...so crazy, i love it!!! do you??
this is it!!!!!...so crazy, i love it!!! do you??
stina:
that picture is terrifying... no offense.. i just watched "suicide club"... thats why
man.. I cant make two lists! you have to put yourself in the place of the other gender hahaha.. like "if you were a girl, who would you pick?" Its obviously just a funny game.. but at the same time, it shows you what people find the least repulsive.. ya know? We have this joke because we play that game all of the time at home.. and one of our friends was asked "bill cosby or robin williams" and she answered bill cosby so quickly and "as if" and when we laughed she was like "you cant sexually compare the cos with robin williams!" Like the Cos was actually cute ewww.. haha
man.. I cant make two lists! you have to put yourself in the place of the other gender hahaha.. like "if you were a girl, who would you pick?" Its obviously just a funny game.. but at the same time, it shows you what people find the least repulsive.. ya know? We have this joke because we play that game all of the time at home.. and one of our friends was asked "bill cosby or robin williams" and she answered bill cosby so quickly and "as if" and when we laughed she was like "you cant sexually compare the cos with robin williams!"
Like the Cos was actually cute ewww.. haha
I didn't know I shared that name with anyone! Let alone a famous porn star! Hot Damn