Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

yvoarioch

Monaco

Member Since 2003

Followers 29 Following 29

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Sunday May 02, 2004

May 1, 2004
3
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
***Updated May 4th...New Year's Day...***

Today's verse ...Please all and you will soon please no one...

How many times can I set myself up for disappointment...? How many times do I have to come away from this place used and taken advantage of...? And how many times do I have to end up ultimately more pissed off with myself than with anyone else...?
Sorry, but I am truly "not cool enough"...

I hate my birthday. I hate being one year older. If any of you doinks on my friends list are truly my friends, you'd kill me now.

Here are 10 more things to ponder:
1. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
2. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
3. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
4. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
5. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
6. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
7. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
8. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
9. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
10. Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

The Kama Sutra position for this entry is called The Lovemaking of the Crow


The From-Me-to-You Song for the Moment:
"The Fuck-All-You-Sons-'o'-Bitches Waltz" by Arioch
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
bettie:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
May 4, 2004
anabel:
yeah! happy birthday! biggrin Doing anything special?
May 5, 2004

More Blogs

  • 03.05.04
    23

    Friday Mar 05, 2004

    This will be the last entry I write before I leave. I'll be on tour …
  • 02.26.04
    19

    Friday Feb 27, 2004

    OK...time for another journal entry... First off, any and everyone…
  • 02.17.04
    29

    Wednesday Feb 18, 2004

    The previous entry will make a re-appearance in the future. I saw th…
  • 02.13.04
    14

    Saturday Feb 14, 2004

    Where's the love........................HUH? Who wants to spot me …
  • 02.08.04
    8

    Sunday Feb 08, 2004

    Here are some more interesting facts for everyone... Your blood ta…
  • 02.04.04
    18

    Wednesday Feb 04, 2004

    This is so stupid, but true...and it's going to drive you crazy! W…
  • 02.02.04
    20

    Monday Feb 02, 2004

    Try this... 1. Key into the calculator the first 3 digits of your …
  • 01.31.04
    15

    Sunday Feb 01, 2004

    First off, be nice...I'm having a rough week... If you're not fami…
  • 01.29.04
    6

    Thursday Jan 29, 2004

    History Lesson on the word SHIT . . . In the 16th and 17th centur…
  • 01.28.04
    9

    Wednesday Jan 28, 2004

    Let's face it. English is an odd language. There is no egg in the e…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
7
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,598 SuicideGirls
  • 1,116,465 followers
  • 14,938,177 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,438,131 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo