***FLASH***
It's new desktop time again.
Today's recipients are Abra, and the person who is responsible for me joining SG, Bliss, who I've known nearly 10 years.
And I'm proud to say she did my Marilyn piercing, y'know...
***DOUBLE FLASH***
A beautiful set was released today of a beautiful woman. Here is a backdrop of the beautiful Eisdamme...enjoy...
Today's verse:
If at first you don't succeed
Keep on suckin' 'til you do succeed...
The Kama Sutra position for this entry is called The Sporting of a Sparrow
I'm dusting off an old entry because 1) I have twice as many people visiting my page who never saw this 2) because it's funny and I need to smile and 3) because I have nothing else I want to say to you people...well nothing that you would like anyway...
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
Now with your new found identity...
"A Rush of Blood to the Head" by Coldpay for ALL of you fuckers! (Don't let me catch you in a dark alley...!)
ps...if anyone sees "god", tell him he has a serious ass kickin' comin' from me!!!
"Look at what your god has done to me!"
It's new desktop time again.
Today's recipients are Abra, and the person who is responsible for me joining SG, Bliss, who I've known nearly 10 years.
And I'm proud to say she did my Marilyn piercing, y'know...
***DOUBLE FLASH***
A beautiful set was released today of a beautiful woman. Here is a backdrop of the beautiful Eisdamme...enjoy...
Today's verse:
If at first you don't succeed
Keep on suckin' 'til you do succeed...
The Kama Sutra position for this entry is called The Sporting of a Sparrow
I'm dusting off an old entry because 1) I have twice as many people visiting my page who never saw this 2) because it's funny and I need to smile and 3) because I have nothing else I want to say to you people...well nothing that you would like anyway...
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
Now with your new found identity...
"A Rush of Blood to the Head" by Coldpay for ALL of you fuckers! (Don't let me catch you in a dark alley...!)
ps...if anyone sees "god", tell him he has a serious ass kickin' comin' from me!!!
"Look at what your god has done to me!"
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