The previous entry will make a re-appearance in the future. I saw this on someone's Myspace bio and couldn't resist it. My name according to this is "Rhino PickleBuns"...What's yours...?
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
Now with your new found identity...
The From-Me-to-You songs for the moment:
"Song For Dead Time" by The Swans
"Nobody Loves Me But My Mother" by BB King
"The Patient" by Tool
and
"The Package" by A Perfect Circle"
PS Oh my devils!!! I just found out I had a "Testimonial"! And from a truly special person...I don't think I deserve such kindness...
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
Now with your new found identity...
The From-Me-to-You songs for the moment:
"Song For Dead Time" by The Swans
"Nobody Loves Me But My Mother" by BB King
"The Patient" by Tool
and
"The Package" by A Perfect Circle"
PS Oh my devils!!! I just found out I had a "Testimonial"! And from a truly special person...I don't think I deserve such kindness...
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mind tpi is my favorite album. please, if you have a chance, take a look at this. it's a book i've written based on letters that i wrote to ogre which he returned to me....don't know if you've seen it yet.
thanks,
jolene
GO ASK OGRE