Perspective...:
1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
3. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
4. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
talks about seeing UFOs like they used to
5. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice
about women are their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is that they're a bunch of liars.
6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
7. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
8. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
9. In the '60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
10. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
11. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
12. You read about all these terrorists -- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration!!!!!
The From-Me-to-You songs for the moment:
Symphony #3 (Symphony of Sorrowful Songs) by Henryk Gorecki
Treasure Hiding by the Cocteau Twins
and
Rub 'til it Bleeds (live version) by Polly Jean Harvey
oh and all the songs from my previous entry too...
those are dedicated to one of my "favorites"...
...in dreams i walk with you...
and 
's
love, me
1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
3. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
4. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
talks about seeing UFOs like they used to
5. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice
about women are their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is that they're a bunch of liars.
6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
7. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
8. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
9. In the '60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
10. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
11. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
12. You read about all these terrorists -- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration!!!!!
The From-Me-to-You songs for the moment:
Symphony #3 (Symphony of Sorrowful Songs) by Henryk Gorecki
Treasure Hiding by the Cocteau Twins
and
Rub 'til it Bleeds (live version) by Polly Jean Harvey
oh and all the songs from my previous entry too...
those are dedicated to one of my "favorites"...
...in dreams i walk with you...
and 's
love, me
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see you this afternoon!