The previous entry will make a re-appearance in the future. I saw this on someone's Myspace bio and couldn't resist it. My name according to this is "Rhino PickleBuns"...What's yours...?
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is an excerpt...
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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is an excerpt...
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Where's the love........................HUH?
Who wants to spot me the money for a face job so I can get the word "CURSED" off of my forehead that only women can read...?
Who wants to be the tease for today...promise me forever and never deliver?
Who wants to plan a date or meeting with me...and then bring a "chaparone" along or feel that they need one because...
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Who wants to spot me the money for a face job so I can get the word "CURSED" off of my forehead that only women can read...?
Who wants to be the tease for today...promise me forever and never deliver?
Who wants to plan a date or meeting with me...and then bring a "chaparone" along or feel that they need one because...
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pihka:
Well, the winter season lasts from late November to March, roughly, so we can get snow any time between October and April really. Winters are generally snowy in these parts.
pihka:
From September I think.
Unfortunately I havent got a P.O.Box yet...I should find out how much those cost.
Unfortunately I havent got a P.O.Box yet...I should find out how much those cost.
Here are some more interesting facts for everyone...
Your blood takes a very long trip through your body. If you could stretch out all of a human's blood vessels, they would be about 60,000 miles long. That's enough to go around the world twice.
The farthest you can see with the naked eye is 2.4 million light years away! (140,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles.) That's the distance to...
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Your blood takes a very long trip through your body. If you could stretch out all of a human's blood vessels, they would be about 60,000 miles long. That's enough to go around the world twice.
The farthest you can see with the naked eye is 2.4 million light years away! (140,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles.) That's the distance to...
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thora:
Thanks again! I paid my phone bill today!! 
stina:
i cant mail out valentines if i dont know where to send them! 
This is so stupid, but true...and it's going to drive you crazy!
While sitting at your desk or table, lift your right foot off the floor and make
clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air
with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing
you can do about it!
The From-Me-to-You songs for the moment...
"The...
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While sitting at your desk or table, lift your right foot off the floor and make
clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air
with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing
you can do about it!
The From-Me-to-You songs for the moment...
"The...
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yvoarioch:
That's fine...I'd actually like to take you somewhere for lunch/dinner. We can always get a cab...
tankboi:
false. perhaps the cement mixer sound my ankle makes breaks the cycle 
Try this...
1. Key into the calculator the first 3 digits of your phone number (not area code).
2. Multiply by 80
3. Add 1
4. Multiply by 250
5. Add last 4 digits of your phone number
6. Add last 4 digits of your phone number again
7. Subtract 250
8. Lastly, divide by 2
Is this your phone number???
Bizarre or WHAT!?!?
The...
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1. Key into the calculator the first 3 digits of your phone number (not area code).
2. Multiply by 80
3. Add 1
4. Multiply by 250
5. Add last 4 digits of your phone number
6. Add last 4 digits of your phone number again
7. Subtract 250
8. Lastly, divide by 2
Is this your phone number???
Bizarre or WHAT!?!?
The...
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tigerlily:
hey! thanks so much for coming out on saturday!! i didn't see when you left...sorry i didn't get to say goodbye. but it fun having you right up front during our show!
lorelei:
that is weird! i wish i was good enough at math to understand why it works. 
First off, be nice...I'm having a rough week...
If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who
once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and
replaced by exact duplicates."
His mind sees things differently than we do - to our amazement and
amusement. Here are some more of his gems:
I'd kill for...
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If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who
once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and
replaced by exact duplicates."
His mind sees things differently than we do - to our amazement and
amusement. Here are some more of his gems:
I'd kill for...
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evil:
"Half the people you know are below average"
This guy must know the same people I know! I didn't make it Saturday nite, like I wrote, I hung with my new chick!!
This guy must know the same people I know! I didn't make it Saturday nite, like I wrote, I hung with my new chick!!
scarletbegonias:
Thanks so much for coming to our show! 
I'm glad you enjoyed it, but am sorry that you had some uncomfortable moments....I hope your week gets better!
I'm glad you enjoyed it, but am sorry that you had some uncomfortable moments....I hope your week gets better!History Lesson on the word SHIT . . .
In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything was transported by ship. It was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. In the dry form it weighed a lot less that when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again,...
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In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything was transported by ship. It was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. In the dry form it weighed a lot less that when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again,...
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thora:
Kitty is Doggie.
maddy:
i can't see an aquarium all moved in one day unless a team of 5 people were werking on each tank. weird...nah you aren't making me sickie...shit.
Let's face it.
English is an odd language.
There is no egg in the eggplant,
No ham in the hamburger,
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted,
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly,
Boxing rings are...
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English is an odd language.
There is no egg in the eggplant,
No ham in the hamburger,
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted,
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly,
Boxing rings are...
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evil:
I'd like to say yes, but I might come up with an excuse last minute
stina:
haha.. well you might not wear dresses but you appreciate them so what have you been up to??
so what have you been up to??OK, since we have been given a comprehensive list of nicknames for the pussy, courtesy of Evil, here is a list for nicknames of TITS.
I first saw this list as an innocent youth back in 1986 fingering through a Playboy magazine which was part of a subscription that my grandmother had gotten me for christmas...
Angel Cakes, Double-Whammies, Loaves, PT Boats, Apples, Dueling...
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I first saw this list as an innocent youth back in 1986 fingering through a Playboy magazine which was part of a subscription that my grandmother had gotten me for christmas...
Angel Cakes, Double-Whammies, Loaves, PT Boats, Apples, Dueling...
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azlea:
oh really?
I didn't know I shared that name with anyone! Let alone a famous porn star! Hot Damn
I didn't know I shared that name with anyone! Let alone a famous porn star! Hot Damn
Perspective...:
1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
3. Health nuts are going to feel stupid...
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1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
3. Health nuts are going to feel stupid...
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tigerlily:
hee! good giggles, thank you.
see you this afternoon!
see you this afternoon!
anais:
memoirs/diaries. Observations on life and dealing with genetic depression. The book will take it's own unorganized shape one day. I've just been in a dry spell for a while.
Valentine's Day is approaching. Here is a little sonnet for your certain someone...
You...
You are the history of Love and its Justification.
The Symbol of Devotion.
The Incentive for Chivalry.
The Reality of Ideals.
The Verity of Joy.
Idolatry's Defence.
The Proof of Goodness.
The Power of Gentleness.
Beauty's Acknowledgement.
Vanity's Excuse.
The Promise of Truth.
The Melody of Life.
The Caress of Romance....
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You...
You are the history of Love and its Justification.
The Symbol of Devotion.
The Incentive for Chivalry.
The Reality of Ideals.
The Verity of Joy.
Idolatry's Defence.
The Proof of Goodness.
The Power of Gentleness.
Beauty's Acknowledgement.
Vanity's Excuse.
The Promise of Truth.
The Melody of Life.
The Caress of Romance....
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ryan:
blame lack of boldness on whom? only you can take responsibility for yourself, dude... you chose to be bold, you chose to be reserved...
why is it i sense a sad undertone to that last post?
why is it i sense a sad undertone to that last post?
Have you ever wanted to hypnotize a person...? Be it to make an ass of them or to make them want to fall in love with you...? Well here's a little "recipe": a bowl of water, a gardenia, some mood music (In the Nursery has great mood makers for this sort of practice) and this recitation to your "victem"............
"...what is it about this beautiful...
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"...what is it about this beautiful...
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thora:
Hey! I got your vm after midnight. I didn't know we had confirmed for today (Friday). Was there an actual confirmation? Couldn't find one in my journal or email, was it in a phone message? I'm really sorry, I've been very morphined out and depressed since my accident wed. night.
anouck:
got the shoes!!!!!!!!!!! 
customs sucks though, i have to pay to pick em up, for border shit, booo to customs....hopefully i'ii get my hands on some cash soon
those poor shoes, sitting at the freakin post office, that's lame huh?
love anouck
customs sucks though, i have to pay to pick em up, for border shit, booo to customs....hopefully i'ii get my hands on some cash soon
those poor shoes, sitting at the freakin post office, that's lame huh?
love anouck
mind tpi is my favorite album. please, if you have a chance, take a look at this. it's a book i've written based on letters that i wrote to ogre which he returned to me....don't know if you've seen it yet.
thanks,
jolene
GO ASK OGRE