I do believe I have been at work tooooooo long. I've been here for 5 and a half hour so far. Meaning I was up at 5 and at work at 5:30. And my client was late. So we could not do a full workout because she has to leave at 6:15. And I was going to make her fat lazy ass do jumping jacks. Well she did three and told me that she wasn't going to do anymore because she wasn't wearing the right cloths to do that. You're here to work out!!! What kind of cloths are you wearing you stupid lady. She is very difficult to deal with that early in the morning. If she wasn't paying me I wouldn't be here that early in the morning. And if she doesn't start trying more I'm gonna start charging her more. She wants to take a magic pill and make her years of an unhealthy life style just go away. She doesn't watch what she eats, she does no cardio. But she pays me. She needs to take a page from her daughters hand book. Her daughter comes in 5 days a week and gives it her all every time she comes in. Yes, she can be very annoying at times, but she does give it her all. Every time. So I was sitting here this morning and some many came in wanting to sign up for the gym. I asked him how long its been since her was last here. He told me years, so I gave him a packet to fill out like I do everyone. Well he looks at me and says "I never had to fill one of these out before". Well yeah you dumb ass. Things change. Then he stops filling things out and asks about the music "is it always like this?" I told him some days. He then tell me he doesn't want to listen to that crap. HOLY SHIT!! Not in the mood for an annoying ass hole that early in the morning. Some of the people who have been gone for a long time and come back to the gym really are just ass holes. Things change, and since I have been here, membership is up and so is our income. We're not doing great as far as profit goes, but we are making enough to pay out bills. And since I have been here things have just run a lot smoother. So what I'm going to do here at work is a few things. I'm going to make a modesty wall for starters. Just hang up all my degrees, certificates, and posters of all the athletic teams that I have worked with, and even a few personal letters from the guys in the NFL who wrote to thank me for my service. Then I'm going to wear my BIG ASS FSU ring on my right hand and call it my modesty hand. So when someone starts treating me like a dumb ass, I'm just gonna scratch my chin or put my hand on the counter for them to look at. Just because I sit behind a desk and it doesn't look like I do much, I am smarter than you, you stupid ass RED NECK!!!
So, Thank You for all of that. I do feel a little better now. I really do love this place. And for the most part, everyone here is very supportive and, I cannot think of a better word than nice at the moment. Speaking of nice. Would anyone like to donate oh, about $2,000 so I can fly to South America and see a really hot girl that I have never met in person, but who I miss and kinda have a crush on? What? No takers? Well, I'll give you some time to think about it. Who knows, you could be helping make this generations true love story come true, instead of a what if.
Well, Christmas is just around the bend and I have no idea what I'm going to do as far as presents this year. Many people to get gifts for. And as of right now I have no idea what to get anyone. I do believe I will have to put a little more thought into who gets what. For myself, I would like two things. A phone call from two seperate people. One being the girl mentioned above, and the other. Ok, do not judge me, but I think this girl is awesome. I would love to get a Merry Christmas call from Kelly Clarkson. I guess you could say she's a guilty pleasure. She's hot and I love her voice. I've been a fan for a long time now.
Well, I'm off to take care of a few things. I have to go show love to the super dooper ladies in MR and then deal with some more stupid people. I wish all of you a great Thursday! Until Later Days!
So, Thank You for all of that. I do feel a little better now. I really do love this place. And for the most part, everyone here is very supportive and, I cannot think of a better word than nice at the moment. Speaking of nice. Would anyone like to donate oh, about $2,000 so I can fly to South America and see a really hot girl that I have never met in person, but who I miss and kinda have a crush on? What? No takers? Well, I'll give you some time to think about it. Who knows, you could be helping make this generations true love story come true, instead of a what if.
Well, Christmas is just around the bend and I have no idea what I'm going to do as far as presents this year. Many people to get gifts for. And as of right now I have no idea what to get anyone. I do believe I will have to put a little more thought into who gets what. For myself, I would like two things. A phone call from two seperate people. One being the girl mentioned above, and the other. Ok, do not judge me, but I think this girl is awesome. I would love to get a Merry Christmas call from Kelly Clarkson. I guess you could say she's a guilty pleasure. She's hot and I love her voice. I've been a fan for a long time now.
Well, I'm off to take care of a few things. I have to go show love to the super dooper ladies in MR and then deal with some more stupid people. I wish all of you a great Thursday! Until Later Days!
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as far as your plane tickets to visit your beautiful girl...i'm a total hopeless romantic & if i ever won the lotto i'd be sure to donate some to your cause..who knows maybe santa will give you an early christmas present lol