There were nuns that lived in a convent that had never seen a naked man before.
One day, one nun went into the forest. There was a naked man there.
He pointed to his penis and told her that it was a flower. If she touched it, it would bloom. Which it did.
She went back to the convent and told the other nuns that she made the man's flower bloom.
One nun responded and said, "I saw that man in the forest yesterday! He told me that it was a clarinet, and I played it for half an hour!"
One day, one nun went into the forest. There was a naked man there.
He pointed to his penis and told her that it was a flower. If she touched it, it would bloom. Which it did.
She went back to the convent and told the other nuns that she made the man's flower bloom.
One nun responded and said, "I saw that man in the forest yesterday! He told me that it was a clarinet, and I played it for half an hour!"
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What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.
It's a bit of thinker when you tell it out loud.