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My Six Word Biography, In Three Lines

1) born 1977. Hated leaving the crib.
2) Writes stories in clouds of smoke.
3) Finding a path through the brambles.

A few months ago, I went on a miniature adventure. I walked to Market Square and sat on a bench. I opened my notebook and began to write. I had an iced chai from Starbucks, a pack of smokes, my iPod and plenty of things to write about.

Five minutes after settling in, I was joined by an older man who looked remarkably like Tom...
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This is a bit of a confession. I am putting it all out here, in gratuitous detail, so I'm warning sensitive readers (and family members). This is gonna be icky. And frighteningly personal.

This should come as no surprise to anybody who knows me, or especially to anybody who has read this blog.

I'm obsessed with the female bosom.

I can't help it. I noted...
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