I got this email from my GF today, it said...
"By following the simple advice of Dr. Phil, I have
finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil says the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you
have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished.
Before leaving home this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a
bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a
package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the
rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel!"
Maybe I should go check on her...
"By following the simple advice of Dr. Phil, I have
finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil says the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you
have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished.
Before leaving home this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a
bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a
package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the
rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel!"
Maybe I should go check on her...

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punkbitchesrawk:
that's great..maybe i should do that..lol!!! anyway i just wanted to check in and say hi!! hope things are well!!! xoxo karli

wabbittwacks:
Well, crap! We lost him again. Hello...? You still here?