yikes

I have a plan. I'm going into industrial production. Instead of illegal immigrant sweatshop workers, I'm going to use doozers! I've just got to find them. I'm going to the mountains for the weekend to hunt for them. There will be an added challenge to this task: I'll be blind-stinking drunk most of the time! (makes it more interesting, you know?) Doozers will work for nothing and they easily fit in most overhead storage compartments! Well, I'm really going camping with my friends, but I will be drunk. Should be fun!