Monday Feb 13, 2006

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What does the color blue taste like?

What's worse: lawyers or politicians?

If a train leaves Cleveland at 43 mph and a jetliner takes off from Dulles at 7:15 EST, how much does a cafe latte cost in Manchester?

Where'd I put my pants?
girly:
We should do burgers again. Soon.
rockzombie:
What's up bro, you should check out this thread when you have a chance.

Wednesday Jan 11, 2006

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My computer has been hijacked!

I've been invaded by one of those new-ish virus/trojan horse/spyware douchebag deals where they put their shit on my system and I can't remove it or use the internet! mad I'm using my buddy's computer right now. I got that Norton Antivirus thing and it cleaned off a bunch of shit but that Spy-Axe program won't die! Even with bleach! tongue

Oh,...
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girly:
Everything is fine. I'll explain the surgery, but not online. wink

Monday Dec 26, 2005

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I just got home from a Christmas party that the boss of the bar I work in threw.

Overall it was a blast. The joint has a full kitchen and one of the cooks and the bosses put out one hell of a spread for dinner: standard holiday food and lots of it. There was a poker game going later and placed third in the...
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girly:
I swear, I didn't blow off dinner! The week after Christmas was not fun. Give me a call and I'll explain.

Sunday Dec 18, 2005

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I'm going to sell my house. A little background:

My brother and I went in together on a townhouse four-ish years ago. He has since run up to CSU Ft. Collins. We needed a roommate to make the mortgage. Our mother needed a cheaper place to live.

After much discussion (and a couple doozies of depressive funks on my part) we invited our mom and...
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girly:
I will.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be working?
girly:
Aw crap. Sorry I missed your birthday. I'm horrible with birthdays.

Happy belated birthday. smile

Wednesday Dec 07, 2005

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It's cold. It's very cold. It's colder than Jane Fonda's reception at a VFW. It's colder than leads in Jimmy Hoffa's murder case.

I don't about elsewhere but here in Denver it's currently minus 2 degrees fahrenheit! Jesus, much colder and you could spit and it'd hit the ground as ice. eeek

We had us a shoplifter in my store day before yesterday. A 16ish african-american...
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awryx:
happppy birthday!!
enjoi your day! biggrin
shawn_:
Happy Birthday!

Wednesday Oct 26, 2005

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I have officially been tagged by girly. Here goes.

1. I'm something of a compulsive reader. I own about 350 novels and have read most of them twice and some of them at least three times.

2. I can't see in the dark for shit, and conversely, I find sunlight without sunglasses painful. (God has a funny sense of humor)

3. If it's from...
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girly:
The hardest part of writing a book is starting.
heatherann:
You seriously need an update. wink

Thursday Oct 20, 2005

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Show of hands? Who's seen MirrorMask? surreal surreal

That is the trippiest flick I have seen in my life . . .AND I'VE SEEN ZARDOZ!!!!! (look it up)

Good movie, though. It has this creepy/cool flickering sepia thing going throughout the picture.

I do have to say this: I do NOT want to know what it's like in Dave McKean's head. Period. At all. Way too...
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girly:
That's not saying much, Stephen King is afraid of the dark. Want to give him the screaming willies? Cut the power to his house and make spooky noises outside his window.

Have you just seen Zardoz or do you secretly own it? wink
girly:
You have been tagged!!!!

You must list 20 facts about yourself and tag at least 3 other people.

It wasn't my idea...thats all I'm saying.

Monday Oct 17, 2005

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I've got grandparents coming to town. So now, I must go rent a carpet cleaner. . . .Not very exciting today, am I? tongue

Everyone needs to see Serenity, Lord of War and Waiting . .!

Right now.

Seriously, why aren't you putting on your shoes?!? Go! biggrin
heatherann:
It's a long stupid story.

But.

In short, Brian doesn't like one of our (very well-paying) regulars, so he threatened to pack up his stuff and walk out last week when he saw that Stu was there. So, since my manager had to 86 Stu, all of his (also well-paying) friends went with him. And one of our servers lost her only large table, and therefore, what would've been a very large tip.

He's such a goddamned baby.

Sunday Oct 09, 2005

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God help me. I've just worked 30 hours in the last 48.

I can smell the color blue. I understand the philosophical plight of jello. But not to worry! The furniture has not yet tried to hold a conversation with me. biggrin
heatherann:
I do need oneof those. I am far too angry.

30 hours?!?! eeek How are you still alive?

Tonight, I have to suffer through 3 hours of Brian Clancy. Go me.
heatherann:
When you read this, remind me to tell you about the fucked up shit Mr. Clancy did last Thursday.

Wednesday Sep 28, 2005

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Let's see . . . update . . . It's around here somewhere . . .*rummaging*

Ah! There it is! biggrin

I'm thinking that I want to get my Mid-Life Crisis out of the way now as opposed to later. I know that it's ahead of schedule (seeing as I'm only 26) and as how my childhood was effectively over by the time I was eleven,...
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heatherann:
That man makes me want to hurt myself.

It is especially irritating the way all the twentysomething chippy bar flies fall all over him like he's a fucking god. puke
smashedpumpkin:
my manager loooooves me. i'm like her partner in crime. she's the bad cop, i'm the good cop...it's all just pending approval from the higher ups.

i've been stressed and muttering to myself for the past three days. in addition to twitching. i'm almost there though. three...more...days...
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