Answers and Blatant Lies
"Yeah, well you never write me either, ya jerk." <- my answer to people 'just cleaning out their facebook friends lists', who also never talk to those people either.
"My sense of self-importance is MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS." <- my answer to anything that person says after my first answer.
"How come you never asked me out?" "I didn't even know...
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