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The Itch.

Jan 5, 2014
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I had the most epic nose itch today at work (I bartend). I went through this long conversation with a patron about what beer he should get and finally he picked one and I was pouring it perfectly - as I always do, ahem ahem. Then, it felt like one of the bar towel fibers began to attack my nose. I was in the middle of my interaction with this patron, so I had to remain calm. The itch escalated quickly, exponentially. I thought my fucking eye balls were going to explode. I just wanted to itch my fucking nose. When I finally escaped the eye lock, I ran around the corner and OH MY GOD I fucking scratched my inner nose so fucking hard holy shit it felt so good. But the itch was not over. It fucking lingered. It taunted me. It made sure I did not rest. It stayed at a low level, making me uneasy on when it would hit the fan again. I continued my bartending shift wondering if it would escalate again. It never did. It just stayed at the lowest noticeable level of itch, just to remind me it was there... but not enough to scratch.

VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
cassiel:
best blog ever
Jan 6, 2014
ihsv1683:
I had an itch in front of my boss once.....but it wasn't my nose!
Jan 7, 2014

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