Ok, so I currently work in a hospital. I only have 2 more weeks, but thats not the point here. My point is..
Why is it that when people walk into a hospital - as confusing as they ALL are - people automatically start acting like they're on another fucking planet? Why is it that when they walk in, they automatically lose 25 points from their IQ? Why is that when they're looking for an elevator I've specifically given them directions to twice in a 1-minute time span, they proceed to ask me ONE more time. Except that this woman didn't ask me.
[Act 1, Scene.. who fucking knows.
Standing in front of Elevator D]
Her: "Is Elevator E around here?"
Me: "No it's back the other way. There at the exit sign ahead of you, take a left down that long hallway, and it's at the very end of the hall."
Her: "But I'm looking for Elevator E; this is Elevator D, so shouldn't 'E' be passed this one?"
Me: "No ma'am, it's actually down the hallway down there on the left. Just go down there, take a left and it's at the end."
Her: *Blank stare* ... *Points at Elevator D* ... *Looks back down hallway* ... "But no, I'm looking for.."
Me: *Pissed*
Me: *Shaking head*
Me: "No no no. YOU HAVE TO GO BACK DOWN THIS HALLWAY, TURN LEFT RIGHT THERE AND GO TO THE END. THAT'S ELEVATOR E, MA'AM."
Her: *...........*
Me: *Walks away*
[End scene. Background: I shoot myself.]
Moral of story: If you're ever in a hospital, and you can't follow the signs.. as well as directions from an employee.. don't fucking come in there ever again.
:EDIT:
I've been using the f- word a lot. Pardon me.
Why is it that when people walk into a hospital - as confusing as they ALL are - people automatically start acting like they're on another fucking planet? Why is it that when they walk in, they automatically lose 25 points from their IQ? Why is that when they're looking for an elevator I've specifically given them directions to twice in a 1-minute time span, they proceed to ask me ONE more time. Except that this woman didn't ask me.
[Act 1, Scene.. who fucking knows.
Standing in front of Elevator D]
Her: "Is Elevator E around here?"
Me: "No it's back the other way. There at the exit sign ahead of you, take a left down that long hallway, and it's at the very end of the hall."
Her: "But I'm looking for Elevator E; this is Elevator D, so shouldn't 'E' be passed this one?"
Me: "No ma'am, it's actually down the hallway down there on the left. Just go down there, take a left and it's at the end."
Her: *Blank stare* ... *Points at Elevator D* ... *Looks back down hallway* ... "But no, I'm looking for.."
Me: *Pissed*
Me: *Shaking head*
Me: "No no no. YOU HAVE TO GO BACK DOWN THIS HALLWAY, TURN LEFT RIGHT THERE AND GO TO THE END. THAT'S ELEVATOR E, MA'AM."
Her: *...........*
Me: *Walks away*
[End scene. Background: I shoot myself.]
Moral of story: If you're ever in a hospital, and you can't follow the signs.. as well as directions from an employee.. don't fucking come in there ever again.
:EDIT:
I've been using the f- word a lot. Pardon me.
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But the strip gets cooties on it to, so WTF? The asshole who came up with that one is probably sitting on top of a pile o' cash laughing at his idiotic invention.