Addition to last night's post, and the only way I get naked:
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Not fair, you say?
The fair only comes once a year.
Deal with it.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Not fair, you say?
The fair only comes once a year.
Deal with it.

no, that's not cheating. so let's see yours.
You are definitely in need of a sound spanking.
(Come on, now don't get mad. I'm just teasing, honey.)
OK, I won't take the teasing too far, but I am tempted to call your bluff. I do have a private pic or three stashed away in my hard drive.