Last night I was pretty sure my mom and my sister were dead.
My sister has been in Africa for about a year now attending university.
My mother is currently in Saudi Arabia on business....and we're jews.
I got this strange call in the middle of the night from an unknown number, which usually means it's my sister, but it was this guy with a...
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I tend to not smell my gay friends. We usually talk about science, Star Trek and why women are so funny looking naked. Naturally, I'm on the women-are-damn-hot side of the argument.
I could always be her when she was in pirate wear.