Best way to ditch yourself to get laid: Take three consecutive shots of tequila then start making out with everyone in the room. Sooner or later someone will wanna fuck ya. Let's just hope it's not your roomie's ex-boyfriend.
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lilbill:
Hooray your my first friend! we officially have a bond that cant be broken. well you could delete me but i still got love for ya...
lilbill:
oh by the way i thought i might congratulate you on the pimpin with your roomies ex-BF. I guess in cali its go big or go home.