Hildegard= when he's in drag
Albert= when he's not in drag which will be close to never
P.S. I've decided that on the wekend of May 14th you need to fly to LA and we will roadtrip to San Fran to prom (i've booked a room) and with you you will bring, 1 case of yuengling, 0 pirmanti bros grossness, 1 plate of Gyro Fries from Tom's, 1 JP and 1 piece of Steelers memorabilia
Hildegard= when he's in drag
Albert= when he's not in drag which will be close to never
P.S. I've decided that on the wekend of May 14th you need to fly to LA and we will roadtrip to San Fran to prom (i've booked a room) and with you you will bring, 1 case of yuengling, 0 pirmanti bros grossness, 1 plate of Gyro Fries from Tom's, 1 JP and 1 piece of Steelers memorabilia
those are your orders, follow them or die!