yebutz

this is all destro's fault
BASICS
Your gender: princess
Straight/gay/bi?: Straight, but i sure do like girl kisses.
Single?:not married or anything
Want to be?: married? yeah, I guess I do
Your birth day: January 8th (its elvis as well)
Age you act: sometimes 5 sometimes 50
Age you wish you were:17 again
Your height: 59 (well 8 )
The color of your eyes: green
Happy with it?: yes
The color of your hair: dirtay blonde
Happy with it?: love it
Left/right/ambidextrous?: ambidexterous. I write with my left and masturbate with my right.
Your living arrangement?: my and my doggie in a cute little apt
Your family: Mom, dad
What's your job:controller
Piercings?: triple orbital, nips, vertical hood
Tattoos?: several trinkets (mostly astrology inspired), don-style star on sternum, self-growth in viking runes, inner left wrist, my soulmates initial on my hip, one big fat alice backpiece in progress
Obsessions? painting my toenails.
Pets: monkey puppy, two blue gouramis, romulous and the girl
A must have accessory: rings
Do you speak another language?:yes, I speak slovak pretty well
Have a favorite quote?: I can do all things through he who strengthens me
Do you have a webpage?: ixnay

DEEP THOUGHTS
Do you live in the moment?: my middle name is rash
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: yes, unless youre stupid. I have no tolerance for stupidity. none.
Do you have any secrets?: sure
Do you hate yourself?: only in the morning
Do you like your handwriting?: no.
Do you have any bad habits?: smoking, cheek biting, I like pills, a lot.
What is the compliment you get most from people?: youre beautiful
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: dog slut extraordinairre
What's your biggest fear?: lonliness
Can you sing: yeswanna hear me?
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool: not since high school, whne I didnt really know who I was
Are you a loner?: I guess I could be, I dunno
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: well, me and my alter-ego get along pretty well, so I guess so.
Are you a daredevil?: ixnay.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: yes.
Are you passive or aggressive?: neither. I like to think my meds keep me at zero
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: strength, I make a mean key lime pie. weakness: I make yucky pad thai
If you could change one thing about yourself?:I would have better circulation
There are three wells: Love, mind, strength which one do you choose?: mind
How do you vent?: clean
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Im getting there
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: pressing charges
Do you think life has been good so far?: Ive been blessed
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: when one door closes, another opens
What do you like the most about your body?: my ta-tas
And least?: my nose
Do you think you are good looking?: Im not ugly
Are you confident?: Im secure
What is the fictional character you're most like?: Equality 7-2521. If you know who this is, I will have sex with you
Do people know how you feel?: my face will tell you what my mouth might not
Are you perceived wrongly?: we all are sometimes
Smoke?: Yeah.
Do drugs?: not anymore
Read the newspaper?: every day
Pray?: no
Go to church? No.
Talk to strangers who IM you?: don't use im
Sleep with stuffed animals?: Nope.
Take walks in the rain?: if monkeys gotta go, hes gotts go.
Talk to people even though you hate them?: NO
Drive?:i love to drive.
Like to drive fast?: I got radar detector for christmas, so what do you think?

HAVE YOU EVER...
Liked your voice?: yes
Hurt yourself?: ever? try all the time
Been out of the country?: yes, but not overseas
Eaten something that made other people sick?: no
Burped?: um, princesses dont burp. we dont make poopies either.
Been unfaithful?: no
Been in love?: still am
Gone skinny dipping?: yeah.
Had a surgery?: yes
Ran away from home?: no
Played strip poker?: no
Beat someone up? no
Gotten beaten up?: no, I have never been in a fight
Been picked on?: Yes.
Been on stage?: Yes
Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when, and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: not that particular situation, but Ive been loaded before, yes
Slept outdoors?: yes.
Thought about suicide?: yes.
Pulled an all-nighter?: yes
If yes, what is your record?: 5 days
Gone one day without food?: yes.
Talked on the phone all night?: yes
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: yes
Slept all day? yes
Killed someone?: no
Made out with a stranger?: yes
Had sex with a stranger?: no
Thought you're going crazy?: apparently youve never read catch 22
Kissed the same sex?: yes
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: yes
Been betrayed?: yes.
Had a dream that came true? yes
Broken the law?: DUI
Met a famous person?: yes
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: yes, and my dad pulled the poor bird from my grill like a week later. yuck
Stolen anything?: yes
Been on radio/TV: yes
Been in a mosh-pit?: yes.
Considered religious vocation?: yesafter a broken heart
Had sex?: yes
Been criticized about your sexual performance?: yes
Bungee jumped?: no
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yes

CLOTHES
Shoe brand: via spiga, bandalino, bcbg, blahnik
Brand of clothing?: lucky, INC, gap, to name a few
Do you wear cologne?: no
Do you wear perfume?: yes
Favorite jewelry: platinum anything
Wear hats?: bundle up baby, its cold outside
Judge other people by their clothing?:no. some of the most awesome people I know wear things I would never.
Wear make-up?: yes, its a daily thing
Favorite place to shop?: on-line
Favorite article of clothing?: my black bebe dress
Are you trendy?: I allow myself 2 trendy purchases a season. no more, no less
Would you rather wear a uniform to school?: um, Im old
BELIEFS
Believe in life on other planets?: yes.
Miracles?: yes
Astrology?: yes
Magic?: no.
God? : a divine being of some sorts
Satan?: its called a yin-yang, with good, comes evil
Santa?: no
Ghosts?: no
Luck?: yes
Love at first sight?: yes
Yin and Yang?: oh, guess I should have read a little further down
Witches?: wiccan beliefs, yesits really all about nature
Easter bunny?: no, but I DO believe in the boogeyman.
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: yes
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: no
Do you wish on stars?: no, but I make wishes at 11:11
LOVE
Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: no.
Do you remember your first love?: yes
Still love him/her?: no
Do you consider love a mistake?: no
What do you find romantic? when you read the same obscure book
Turn-on?: smart, witty, sarcastic
Turn-off?: smelly people
Do you base your judgement on looks alone: no
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: flattered
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"?:how do you qualify dating?
Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: no
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: yes
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: some, yes
What is best about the opposite sex? mens shoulders, upper back
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex: men arent monogamous by nature
What's the last present someone gave you?: money for my eye surgery
Are you in love?: yes
Do you consider your significant other hot?: no
What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk?: that would depend on my mood

THE LAST PERSON...
That haunted you?: artie
You wanted to kill?: see above.
That you laughed at?:cromagnon man
That laughed at you?: cromagnon man
That turned you on?: faceless
You went shopping with?: self
That broke your heart?: faceless
To disappoint you?: my boss
To ask you out?: faceless
To make you cry?: faceless
To brighten up your day?:faceless
That you thought about?: moms shepherd is having surgery today
You saw a movie with?: cromagnon man
You talked to on the phone?: mom
You talked to through IM? timmie
You saw?: tom hyland
You lost?: my pap
You hung out with: david
You thought was completely insane?: mom
You wanted to be?: me
You told off?: cromagnon man

go steelers
-me