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sg=digital crack!


all our friends are so fucked up but no one makes a big deal about it so there is minimal drama! we didn't find miatroo a hot chick, lord knows we tried. she left and came back w/ tiawtras dad. much to our surprise, tiawtra was ok w/ it as long as she doesn't have to hear about the sex, she's seen it all, doesn't need to hear about it!

so the chick i picked out for miatroo was stunning but alas not single. she gave her number to another w/ too much makeup, damnit, she was supposed to consult me first so her beer goggles wouldn't interfere. actually she didn't do so bad. so tamarac had the hot bar back hitting on her but alas, tamaracs straight. gerretys b-friend was happily playing pool w/ large group of lesbians and having a blast.

manmtmie and miatri pointed out that all the lesbian steriotypes were present...mullets, flannels, tie dyed parachute pant w/ american flags on them, bull dikes etc... i got a kick out of the girls who looked like drag queens b/c of the amount of makeup slabbed onto their faces. i always have a blast when we all gang up in public. fortunately for the public, we are poor and mostly keep to our hovels.

and there was me being my loopy self, the dj played borderline and someone makes a comment that she had been voted sexiest person of all time. then i chime in w/.."who is this? Madonna?"
poor little straight girl...ha ha ha