Alright, I hear things like "It smells like dog farts in here." or "she has man hands" or "your fingers feel like kitten feets" and I wonder why the proper possessive form isn't used. Maybe because it sounds weird? I mean just saying "it smells like dog's farts in here" makes my tongue stumble. That extra S throws a whole loop in things but it makes me sound like a tenured professor. I think I shall use this as my new bon mot.
Snooty snoot!
Snooty snoot!