Ook yea im slightly healed now but i thought i'd share how much of a dumbass I can be...
So I went swimming not to long ago at my brothers in-laws house cause were all pretty close. Anyway so ya know my neice and I are having a good ol time and i decide to start doin some laps. Why did I not go end to end but instead side to side?! Cause ima dumbass thats why! I swam from one side to the other and to up the dumbass factor I swam with my eyes closed and forgot that theres a wall that i'm swimming towards. So when it finally popped in my head "hmm maybe I should put my arm out to reach for the wall so I don't hit it" I place my arm up and my extend my fingers and as soon as my fingers are streched my heads bounces back off the wall and my fingers are bent backwards from impact!! I quickly pull my head up out of the water I turn to my brother and ask if he sees a bump or anything on my forehead. He says "No I don't see anything. " So i shrug it off but there is pain on my forehead. So 2 days later my mom looks at me funny and asks me what the hell happened to my forehead. I look in a mirror and whats wrong? I have these scabbed over scratches on my forehead about 4 fingers wide from the top to between my eyebrows! Yea I looked hot. So the scabs were there for about 3 more days so now I have a slight discoloration from it so yea I have to fix my face now! my beautiful face!
Anyway I took some pics they are down below.
Lol i dont know what the hell is goin on with my eyes in this one:
So I went swimming not to long ago at my brothers in-laws house cause were all pretty close. Anyway so ya know my neice and I are having a good ol time and i decide to start doin some laps. Why did I not go end to end but instead side to side?! Cause ima dumbass thats why! I swam from one side to the other and to up the dumbass factor I swam with my eyes closed and forgot that theres a wall that i'm swimming towards. So when it finally popped in my head "hmm maybe I should put my arm out to reach for the wall so I don't hit it" I place my arm up and my extend my fingers and as soon as my fingers are streched my heads bounces back off the wall and my fingers are bent backwards from impact!! I quickly pull my head up out of the water I turn to my brother and ask if he sees a bump or anything on my forehead. He says "No I don't see anything. " So i shrug it off but there is pain on my forehead. So 2 days later my mom looks at me funny and asks me what the hell happened to my forehead. I look in a mirror and whats wrong? I have these scabbed over scratches on my forehead about 4 fingers wide from the top to between my eyebrows! Yea I looked hot. So the scabs were there for about 3 more days so now I have a slight discoloration from it so yea I have to fix my face now! my beautiful face!



Lol i dont know what the hell is goin on with my eyes in this one: