xxmonsterxx

i think i just installed a bedliner in a drug trafficker's truck. he had false side panels and false bed rails that lifted off to reveal cavities in both sides of the bed. he said he wanted me to spray liner over the lip so when anybody lifted the bed rail cap slightly they would see only liner and assume everything was on the up...
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where all my honey gone?
pooh bear be cryin

show you the difference between my gun and my pistol

well fuck this.

i'm gonna sit at home and wait on my tax incentive check.

that's the most entertainment i've had in a fortnight.

welp its back to the doctor for me after fiinding a lump on the side of my throat and having trouble swallowing food and drink. i hope its only a cyst.

anyway, i still need phone numbers. i guess that shows just how few ppl read my blog or how few ppl want me to have their number.

i've recently destroyed my phone for the 2nd time in less than a year. so to all those who have my number and i had their's please send me a message (NOT a text message) with number, birthday, and all that jazz.

swollen glands, stiff joints and a massive headache. this is how i've spent the past 4 days. no money to go see a doc. isn't life grand?

edited: turns out the stiff joints are from playing football and me not being as young as i used to be. and the headaches are a side effect of caffeine withdrawal. i've quit drinking energy drinks and i'm...
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a friend of mine just forced me to watch Boondock Saints. i know this is a favorite of alot of people but i just never got around to seeing it. i was a big fan of The Departed from the moment i saw it. and after watching it, i may be caught up in fantasy of the movies but damn i love Boston and its...
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see? told ya.

anyway i'm over it and in a better mood.

i just need more money and a beer. or two... or 3...

i was looking through a tool catalog the other day, and i thought about the old cliche "why do men love their power tools?" and i mean actual tools, not the penis metaphor. and i got to thinking about why i feel the need to acquire and stock pile tools that i have no urgent need for. similar to the way many women buy clothes...
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