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So - our local radio station has a haunted house type deal each Halloween. They hold it in the basement of The Keith Albee which is a old theatre that was shut down and is also known very well to be haunted. Me and the ladies decided to check it out - Lena had been before - a few years ago, but Key, Kay and I had not been. Didn't really matter anyway since things had changed dramatically since Lena had been.
So - we all did that. They do the usual only I think it's a little more creepy bc it's in the basement of a already scary as fuck looking theatre so there is old piping and chains everywhere, and it's not set up like a maze, there are actual rooms you are led through by a guide who tells you stories and shit on the way through. So yeah, scared the shit out of me all the way through because I guess I might be a wuss, but you can expect to be when shit is coming out of nowhere and getting up in your face. I got stuck in the back of our little line of people and let me tell you, those mother fuckers chase you while you're practically trying to run and are tripping all over yourself. I lost my voice halfway through.
So, that's the usual.
You come out in an alley at the back of the theatre, they count and make sure you're all there, tell you to watch your step, whatever. We get out in the alley and we're like fuck dude, that was crazy. So we turn to walk down the alley and of course, like this was just bound to happen, we hear a chainsaw start up and mother fuckin' Jason look alike is running after you down the alley. We booked it. I mean, we ran like a mother fucker. I have never been so scared, or run so fast in my life. I would have won a fuckin' marathon for sure. Key was way up there, she was totally out, Lena was in between Kay and I a little ahead - and I had a hold of Kay's sleeve practically choking her to death while we ran and this fucking man with a chainsaw is just behind my left shoulder. It probably looked hilarious, I would love to just have a tape of myself running down that alley screaming. I felt like I was in a Horror movie, haha. Even after the chainsaw noise died off and the guy had stopped we kept running as fast as we could and finally collapsed on some concrete.
Wish you guys could have seen us. I wish I could have seen us even.

Going to go the HYAMPs (our local Punk Rock venue<3) tomorrow - said that it was worse than KeeFMs - which I really do believe because face it, it's a haunted house ran by a bunch of Punk Rockers - you know it's going to be sick as fuck.

Oooh I love Halloween.