A lot of my best stories come from parties and alcohol, unfortunately - but I hope no one thinks bad of me for having a little to drink on the weekend.
But last night/this morning was mother fucking insane.
My best friend Chuck (Andrea) celebrated her birthday Friday night.
But I'm just going to give a nice, neat (as I possibly can) summary in the order it happened, as to not bore anyone with details.
Being one of the only sober people there
Then tending to a puking Derrick (a good friend of mine)
Then
Just a lot of cheap Vodka
And Beef Eater
Sitting on the kitchen floor because "trendy is cool"
Or maybe just because it was too hard to stand up
Mark falling in dog shit
Kissing my sister's ex-boyfriend
Then spilling beer on Raven
Hours in the kitchen just being fucking morons
Then someone putting me in the recliner in the living room
Because obviously standing wasn't good at that point
Then sitting between Raven and Alex (Sister's ex)
And being in a daze
Then Alex backhanding the fuck out of me across the face*
But I was too drunk to care
And that's why he did it
So we thumb wrestled
And I lost
Then I made Raven take me upstairs
Because I thought my head was going to explode
And she threw me on Andrea's bro's bed
Where Derrick was passed out
And Chuck's brother was passed out
in the chair across the room
And Alex playing guitar for me while I attempted to sleep
And couldn't because Derrick was taking up half the damn bed
But he woke up
And Alex kept playing
And Dane (Andrea's bro) just kept sleeping through it all
And Derrick woke up and took a piss and came back
And fell asleep with an arm over me
Then Alex left
And some guy from Michigan came in the room
And laid down in the floor with Raven and tried to put the moves on her
But she wasn't having it
And I'm wearing a fucking skirt
And people who are "passed out" (Derrick) don't just start carressing other people's legs
So shit happened between Derrick and I*
Use your fucking imaginations
Because I didn't fuck him
Just everything but that
And I never fell asleep
Before I ended up downstairs missing my jacket
With a few gained marks on my neck and chest
And I stumbled to the couch where some guy Cecil was
Who gave me some french fries
And was smoking some chronic
But he was a fucking cool dude
Then Derrick came down
And Raven and the Michigan guy
And we're all sitting there
But of course Dane wakes up
And he's fucking pissed off
Because we were in his bed
And his cigarettes are apparently missing
So he kicks everyone out of the house
at 5am
And I end up home somehow
Without getting pulled over
And that was Friday night/Saturday morning.
* Alright, just wanted to add on to this one. Alex, my sister's ex, and I have maintained a good friendship and I have always liked him and she never really did. So the guy back handed me in the jaw, and I didn't hardly even feel it. This is what I think was exchanged in words, but I'm sure it's not entirely accurate. It's mostly what I was told. I just remember being hit.
Me: "What the fuck? You just hit me. Why did you just hit me in the face?"
Alex: *Laughs* "You're drunk."
Me: *Pauses* "I am." *Goes to punch him, then drops hand and just grabs onto his*
Then we started thumb wrestling? Haha.
Me: "Damn, I lost. Wait, you fucking hit me!"
Alex: "Yeaaah."
Then I'm pretty sure I just sat there. I think it was later when I realized just how hard I got hit when I noticed my mouth was bleeding on that side.
* This second mention is a little bit... touchy... because it's awkward. Mostly because Derrick has been friend to me for so damn long and the guy also just happens to have a fairly new baby. Granted I wasn't thinking this at all at the time. I guess I also wasn't thinking about the fact that he had a girlfriend either (not his baby's mom either). But shit happens and I didn't realize that until today and I've been kicking myself since. Now I'm just... wow. Let's pretend that didn't happen. hah.
So that's what's happened recently.
Not really a great thing.
But something to tell.
Later<3
But last night/this morning was mother fucking insane.
My best friend Chuck (Andrea) celebrated her birthday Friday night.
But I'm just going to give a nice, neat (as I possibly can) summary in the order it happened, as to not bore anyone with details.
Being one of the only sober people there
Then tending to a puking Derrick (a good friend of mine)
Then
Just a lot of cheap Vodka
And Beef Eater
Sitting on the kitchen floor because "trendy is cool"
Or maybe just because it was too hard to stand up
Mark falling in dog shit
Kissing my sister's ex-boyfriend
Then spilling beer on Raven
Hours in the kitchen just being fucking morons
Then someone putting me in the recliner in the living room
Because obviously standing wasn't good at that point
Then sitting between Raven and Alex (Sister's ex)
And being in a daze
Then Alex backhanding the fuck out of me across the face*
But I was too drunk to care
And that's why he did it
So we thumb wrestled
And I lost
Then I made Raven take me upstairs
Because I thought my head was going to explode
And she threw me on Andrea's bro's bed
Where Derrick was passed out
And Chuck's brother was passed out
in the chair across the room
And Alex playing guitar for me while I attempted to sleep
And couldn't because Derrick was taking up half the damn bed
But he woke up
And Alex kept playing
And Dane (Andrea's bro) just kept sleeping through it all
And Derrick woke up and took a piss and came back
And fell asleep with an arm over me
Then Alex left
And some guy from Michigan came in the room
And laid down in the floor with Raven and tried to put the moves on her
But she wasn't having it
And I'm wearing a fucking skirt
And people who are "passed out" (Derrick) don't just start carressing other people's legs
So shit happened between Derrick and I*
Use your fucking imaginations
Because I didn't fuck him
Just everything but that
And I never fell asleep
Before I ended up downstairs missing my jacket
With a few gained marks on my neck and chest
And I stumbled to the couch where some guy Cecil was
Who gave me some french fries
And was smoking some chronic
But he was a fucking cool dude
Then Derrick came down
And Raven and the Michigan guy
And we're all sitting there
But of course Dane wakes up
And he's fucking pissed off
Because we were in his bed
And his cigarettes are apparently missing
So he kicks everyone out of the house
at 5am
And I end up home somehow
Without getting pulled over
And that was Friday night/Saturday morning.
* Alright, just wanted to add on to this one. Alex, my sister's ex, and I have maintained a good friendship and I have always liked him and she never really did. So the guy back handed me in the jaw, and I didn't hardly even feel it. This is what I think was exchanged in words, but I'm sure it's not entirely accurate. It's mostly what I was told. I just remember being hit.
Me: "What the fuck? You just hit me. Why did you just hit me in the face?"
Alex: *Laughs* "You're drunk."
Me: *Pauses* "I am." *Goes to punch him, then drops hand and just grabs onto his*
Then we started thumb wrestling? Haha.
Me: "Damn, I lost. Wait, you fucking hit me!"
Alex: "Yeaaah."
Then I'm pretty sure I just sat there. I think it was later when I realized just how hard I got hit when I noticed my mouth was bleeding on that side.
* This second mention is a little bit... touchy... because it's awkward. Mostly because Derrick has been friend to me for so damn long and the guy also just happens to have a fairly new baby. Granted I wasn't thinking this at all at the time. I guess I also wasn't thinking about the fact that he had a girlfriend either (not his baby's mom either). But shit happens and I didn't realize that until today and I've been kicking myself since. Now I'm just... wow. Let's pretend that didn't happen. hah.
So that's what's happened recently.
Not really a great thing.
But something to tell.
Later<3
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oh and thumb rasslin...aint done that in years..kinda like playing paper table top football.