Wednesday Jun 25, 2003

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So I have come to the realization that I am the person people call at 2am drunk
the conversation usually goes as follows:

Hello is anastasia there?
this is her
Hi, this is __________ I'm drunk.
Hi ______ guess what? I'm not!!

Cracks me up.

Today's good news is I finally got my hair braided again, blue and black this time. I will post a new picture soon.
Unfortunatly as I am driving home at 1am (windows down, music blasting) i was not paying attention to my speed as usual and I get pulled over (AGAIN) and I always find it amusing when the cop walks up to the window and asks if I know why I got pulled over, YEAH, like I am going to admit what i did wrong!!
the second question is really dumb too,
are you aware of what the speed limit is and how fast you were going?
that question always receives the blank stare
come on!!!! give me a break..Like i am going to say..yes sir..I was going 15 miles over the speed limit please give me a ticket.
Jeez.
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rickroyal:
That always reminds me of some stupid commercial I saw a number of years ago. It was a cop pulling over three different cars and asking each driver if he knew how fast he was going. The first giggled stupidly. The second said, "You're the one with the radar, you tell me." And the third calm said, "I don't know. The needle stops moving at a hundred and twenty." Can't remember what the point of the commerical was, though.

The braids look quite nice, as always.

I think I'd unplug my phone if my friends kept calling me while drunk.
kingskottie:
fucking green is great. fucking in the green is better... landing ON the green is great... if yr a golfer!

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