A little bit of comedy! Rated NC-17!
This is definately worth an update.......
So I got bored. Was in conversation with someone I hold very dear to my heart and always have. He's known me longer and better than anyone of my friends I associate with. Unfortuantely, he's just like any other guy! So I figured what the hell....... lets have some fun.
Because while Im making this guy sit there at his computer desk sweat bullets until he has to go beat off....... Im laughing and enjoying it!
Maybe its bad of me. Maybe its not! Still its what guys want right?! hahah Like I said, I do know this guy very well and I always will have a past with this person. So First of all i wouldnt feel ok talking like this with someone else, and I just wanted to settle my curiosity ......
so my question again...... is this really what guys want?!
Why?! hahahah
On with the show!
Me: isnt it past your bed time!
******: yeah couldnt sleep
Me: thats just too bad
*****: : i need you to come and tire me out
Me: oh if i could id be there by now
*****: : yeah what would you do
Me: take complete advantage of the situation
*****: : like what
Me: ::evil grin:: whatever turns you on!
*****: : oh yeah u should tell me what u want to do to me
Me: oh should I?
*****: : oh yeah
*****: : i would really love to see that in person
*****: : maybe a webcam or something
Me: : webcams arent in person!
*****: : for right now they are
Me: : lol for right now, its not happening!
*****: : do i have to beg lol
Me: begging isnt going to get you anywhere!
*****: : i know
Me: : isnt it such a tease!
*****: : i want to be inside of you right now
Me: I think i would enjoy that!
*****: : u think
Me: : no, i know i would
*****: : now were talking
*****: : haha yeah ur ass is still very nice
*****: : would love to be looking at it right now
Me: it has its moments!
Me: i guess youll just have to come and see it for yourself!
Me: : ;-)
*****: : i def. will
*****: : and what would you do if i was there
Me: you better!
Me: Wed have to move my foot board away from my bed (its not connected) so it will fall over thats for damn sure. Because the fact that we d be going at it all night!
*****: : ur killing me
*****: : lol
*****: : so after we take the footboard down what would we be doing
*****: : so about that removing the footboard thing
Me: Yeah I have one of those 4 post beds...... unfortunately the foot board isnt connected!
*****: : so thats means i can tie you up to the posts
Me: you bet your sweet ass you can tie me up!
Me: lol
Me: : or........ since i refuse to share a bathroom with my sister. My bathroom down stairs has a stand up shower, that comes equipped with a seat!
*****: : yeah that would work
Me: oh the possibilities!
Me: I even have a big ass trampoline outside!
Me: hahaha
*****: : well u need to tell me what u want to do to me
Me: Im better at showing rather than telling, but if you must know........(Bluntly put) Id fuckin tease the hell out of you until you cant take it anymore, Id suck your brains out thru your cock until your cum down my throat. Then Id fuckin tease you and kiss you until you got hard again so you could fuck the shit out of me........ most likely repeating these processes over and over again until I get off! (is that what you wanted to hear?) Thats basically how it works!
Me: :-D
*****: : yeah that was hot im so hard right now i would love to suck on ur breasts right now, then lick my way down to ur pussy, i would lick that for a long time making you cum over and over, then come up and have my cock right outside of you sticking the head in teasing the hell out of you untill you told me how bad u wanna fuck me, then i wouls stick my hard cock into making you cum over and over again
Me: not to burst that horney bubble of yours....... 1- no sexual contact with the nipples for 4-6 weeks ....... 2- Youd better plan on fuckin all night, because It takes alot to get me off! I've put sex toys into early retirement! hahahah
*****: : well im glad ur in the mood right now
Me: For sex?! Im always in the mood...... If I could.... (with the right person) ....... Id have sex morning noon and night!
Me: i have a high sex drive........ who would of thought?!
*****: : yeah u know
Me: : now i just have to find someone who isnt intimidated by me and can handle it!
*****: : and u think im intimidated
Me: : see thats a handicap. you have an up on the situation..... youve known me too long to be intimidated!
*****: : haha i know
Me: : so i guess that would just leave us with the question of Can you handle it?!
*****: : and yes i can
Me: I guess we'll just have to see about that!
*****: : i guess we will
Me: : NO....... we will!
*****: : true true
*****: : alright sweetie well im goin to go to bed but i will talk to you tom
Me: : Ok. Hope you have a good nights sleep! ;-)
*****: yeah u too
Me: oh i plan on it!
ROTFLMAO.......... How about you?!
This is definately worth an update.......
So I got bored. Was in conversation with someone I hold very dear to my heart and always have. He's known me longer and better than anyone of my friends I associate with. Unfortuantely, he's just like any other guy! So I figured what the hell....... lets have some fun.
Because while Im making this guy sit there at his computer desk sweat bullets until he has to go beat off....... Im laughing and enjoying it!
Maybe its bad of me. Maybe its not! Still its what guys want right?! hahah Like I said, I do know this guy very well and I always will have a past with this person. So First of all i wouldnt feel ok talking like this with someone else, and I just wanted to settle my curiosity ......
so my question again...... is this really what guys want?!
Why?! hahahah
On with the show!
Me: isnt it past your bed time!
******: yeah couldnt sleep
Me: thats just too bad
*****: : i need you to come and tire me out
Me: oh if i could id be there by now
*****: : yeah what would you do
Me: take complete advantage of the situation
*****: : like what
Me: ::evil grin:: whatever turns you on!
*****: : oh yeah u should tell me what u want to do to me
Me: oh should I?
*****: : oh yeah
*****: : i would really love to see that in person
*****: : maybe a webcam or something
Me: : webcams arent in person!
*****: : for right now they are
Me: : lol for right now, its not happening!
*****: : do i have to beg lol
Me: begging isnt going to get you anywhere!
*****: : i know
Me: : isnt it such a tease!
*****: : i want to be inside of you right now
Me: I think i would enjoy that!
*****: : u think
Me: : no, i know i would
*****: : now were talking
*****: : haha yeah ur ass is still very nice
*****: : would love to be looking at it right now
Me: it has its moments!
Me: i guess youll just have to come and see it for yourself!
Me: : ;-)
*****: : i def. will
*****: : and what would you do if i was there
Me: you better!
Me: Wed have to move my foot board away from my bed (its not connected) so it will fall over thats for damn sure. Because the fact that we d be going at it all night!
*****: : ur killing me
*****: : lol
*****: : so after we take the footboard down what would we be doing
*****: : so about that removing the footboard thing
Me: Yeah I have one of those 4 post beds...... unfortunately the foot board isnt connected!
*****: : so thats means i can tie you up to the posts
Me: you bet your sweet ass you can tie me up!
Me: lol
Me: : or........ since i refuse to share a bathroom with my sister. My bathroom down stairs has a stand up shower, that comes equipped with a seat!
*****: : yeah that would work
Me: oh the possibilities!
Me: I even have a big ass trampoline outside!
Me: hahaha
*****: : well u need to tell me what u want to do to me
Me: Im better at showing rather than telling, but if you must know........(Bluntly put) Id fuckin tease the hell out of you until you cant take it anymore, Id suck your brains out thru your cock until your cum down my throat. Then Id fuckin tease you and kiss you until you got hard again so you could fuck the shit out of me........ most likely repeating these processes over and over again until I get off! (is that what you wanted to hear?) Thats basically how it works!
Me: :-D
*****: : yeah that was hot im so hard right now i would love to suck on ur breasts right now, then lick my way down to ur pussy, i would lick that for a long time making you cum over and over, then come up and have my cock right outside of you sticking the head in teasing the hell out of you untill you told me how bad u wanna fuck me, then i wouls stick my hard cock into making you cum over and over again
Me: not to burst that horney bubble of yours....... 1- no sexual contact with the nipples for 4-6 weeks ....... 2- Youd better plan on fuckin all night, because It takes alot to get me off! I've put sex toys into early retirement! hahahah
*****: : well im glad ur in the mood right now
Me: For sex?! Im always in the mood...... If I could.... (with the right person) ....... Id have sex morning noon and night!
Me: i have a high sex drive........ who would of thought?!
*****: : yeah u know
Me: : now i just have to find someone who isnt intimidated by me and can handle it!
*****: : and u think im intimidated
Me: : see thats a handicap. you have an up on the situation..... youve known me too long to be intimidated!
*****: : haha i know
Me: : so i guess that would just leave us with the question of Can you handle it?!
*****: : and yes i can
Me: I guess we'll just have to see about that!
*****: : i guess we will
Me: : NO....... we will!
*****: : true true
*****: : alright sweetie well im goin to go to bed but i will talk to you tom
Me: : Ok. Hope you have a good nights sleep! ;-)
*****: yeah u too
Me: oh i plan on it!
ROTFLMAO.......... How about you?!
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