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Taken from the lovely MistakesMade Who I cant wait to see when she comes to visit!
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Today's Horoscopes
Aries Ram (March 21-April 19)
Someone you know may be feeling fuckin. Stay out of the way!
Taurus Bull (April 20-May 20)
Dont fuckin in public. It could prove embarrassing.
Gemini Twins (May 21-June 20)
Control the urge to fuckin. fucin instead.
Cancer Crab (June 21-July 22)
fucking too many fucks will leave you exhausted!
Leo Lion (July 23-August 22)
A loved one thinks you are fuckin. Do not be taken in by flattery.
Virgo Virgin (August 23-September 22)
fuckin in private when possible. It's difficult to concentrate when people are watching.
Libra Scales (September 23-October 22)
Avoid fuckin fucks.
Scorpio Scorpion (October 23-November 21)
Never loan money to fuckin sheep! They are poor credit risks.
Sagittarius Archer (November 22-December 21)
Today is a good day to fuckin a fuck.
Capricorn Goat (December 22-January 19)
You may receive some fucks from a secret admirer! Water them every day, and they will last a long time.
Aquarius Water Bearer (January 20-February 18)
Unless you organize your fucks better, you won't get anything done.
Pisces Fish (February 19-March 20)
A good friend will give you $4 to buy new fucks. Be sure to thank your friend.
Taken from the lovely MistakesMade Who I cant wait to see when she comes to visit!
Check them out, then post your own!
MADLIBS
Today's Horoscopes
Aries Ram (March 21-April 19)
Someone you know may be feeling fuckin. Stay out of the way!
Taurus Bull (April 20-May 20)
Dont fuckin in public. It could prove embarrassing.
Gemini Twins (May 21-June 20)
Control the urge to fuckin. fucin instead.
Cancer Crab (June 21-July 22)
fucking too many fucks will leave you exhausted!
Leo Lion (July 23-August 22)
A loved one thinks you are fuckin. Do not be taken in by flattery.
Virgo Virgin (August 23-September 22)
fuckin in private when possible. It's difficult to concentrate when people are watching.
Libra Scales (September 23-October 22)
Avoid fuckin fucks.
Scorpio Scorpion (October 23-November 21)
Never loan money to fuckin sheep! They are poor credit risks.
Sagittarius Archer (November 22-December 21)
Today is a good day to fuckin a fuck.
Capricorn Goat (December 22-January 19)
You may receive some fucks from a secret admirer! Water them every day, and they will last a long time.
Aquarius Water Bearer (January 20-February 18)
Unless you organize your fucks better, you won't get anything done.
Pisces Fish (February 19-March 20)
A good friend will give you $4 to buy new fucks. Be sure to thank your friend.