Ive had a few drinks...... so lets keep this simple.
Did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...
And 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?.............................................
You just tried didn't you?!
You did, Didnt you!?
If I said the same thing about your ass,
would you try that?!?!?!?!
Did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...
And 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?.............................................
You just tried didn't you?!
You did, Didnt you!?
If I said the same thing about your ass,
would you try that?!?!?!?!
wolfj:
I didn't try it but the person I told just now did 
mattasfuck:
i read that, tried it, and succeeded. what now! i'm going to start an exclusive club of elbow lickers. you're gonna wish you were in it. we'll have brunch and stuff.