WEll I went to the bon fire. it was fun, until the end. I lost my camera for the 2nd time. I walked back up to the house abouta quarter mile. decided i was going to get on the tire swing as usual. Then Doms dumb ass decides hes gonna jump on too. SNAP! The rope breaks I fall to the ground and he falls on top of me. Hella hurts like woah dude. Ive only ahd 4 beers everyone drank my shit. Im not even buzzin they wouldnt let me drive home. All I wanted to do was go home an lye in my own bed. I hurt and now Im with out my car until I find someoen to take me to go get it tomorrow. This fuckin blows, At least Im off. Ehhh I hurt, the pain the agony. Please quick someone call 911!
gentlemancaller:
next time lick all the tops of your beers and make sure everyone sees it so they know they're your "property" 