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Basically,
Pirates of the Caribbean owns my soul.
I would pretty much do anything for the first one AND DEFINATLY the second..

its pretty much AMAZING.

Yeah. so i would just like to clarify

THAT IM A PIRATE.

this is not a new discovery.. but
all my friends have made it clea r to me that they are all ninja's
and.. i kinda wanna punch all of them in the face.

because ninjas are t3h suck.

seriously.
what do ninjas have on pirates?

yeah, maybe they kill WAY MORE, and are insanly quiet.
but..
who wants to be quiet all the fuckin time? haha certainly not me.
and killing may be fun
but doing it all the time leaves no time for drinking and sailing.

which = more fun than killing.

also, who wants to walk around wearing lame black boring spandex costumes?
spandex= BIG NO.

i'd rather walk around with a corset that makes my boobs look fantastic, and random dresses and bandanna's all the time.

PLUS, Johnny depp and orlando bloom MAKE HOT PIRATES.

i could go on...
i could mention tha t you can't ninja music. you pirate it.
i could also mention that there are space pirates
not space ninjas.

also, ninjas have no friends

if you know someone is a ninja
than they are not doing a very good ninja job are they?
which means they should totally give up
grab a whench or be one
and drink some rum.

ALSO,
as everyone knows
shirts DO NOT LIE.

and.. my shirt pretty much explains everything

also, there is not a ninjas of the caribbean right at disneyland.

disneyland pretty much owns everything.
and there is no ninjas things in disney period.

why?
because ninjas have no infividuality, and no fun, and no one can know they are ninjas so they can't be in movies or rides..


Ok, i think i may have proven my point.