Ok, this is kinda fucked.... Another hungover Sunday morning, my nuckles are all bloody and I don't know why. I'm not realy a crazy bastard, I just like to have a good time between classes you know what I'm sayin'.
Well, that's not the fucked up part. Has anyone ever had a realy messed up dream? Not psychadelic messed up, just really odd. Seriously, I gotta start wearing underwear, cause, I think its catching up with me. Well, the dream, from what I can remember goes like this: I'm in final exams, and I gotta make a presentation to the class. So the presentation is going great, i just can't figure out why everyone is staring at my groin area. So i look down, and I got the biggest hard-on in the world. I'm not saying that I am blessed by god in any way shape or form, but I mean, it's by no means a small unit...anyway, If that isn't bad enough, It's sticking right through my zipper hole.. and the whole thing is sticking out, the peas and the pod...know what i'm sayin. And it's fucked cause my dingy was realy red, like someone painted it....anyone knows what the fuck this means?? Anyway, no matter how hard i tried to get it back in my pants, it wouldn't go back in. so I'm tryin to get the unit wrapped up, when the bell rings. I know, there aint no recess bells in college, wtf! Anyway, so everyone gets out of their seats, and i notice that all the ladies in the class have holes in thier pants, strategically placed, I might add....... I gotta stop drinking so hard man. so If anyone know what the fuck this means, help me out, cause i realy gotta figure out why my hands are sore, and my knuckles are bleeding all over the place. ...... I guess I'll start wearing underwear too! Don't want anything like that to happen while I'm at a family dinner or somethin.! creepy!
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my advice for today (in regards to school): work, work HARD, but not so hard that you start to hate it. Use this time mostly for collecting information and learning. You can still have fun on the side (you need to - now's the time - you're a young cub - might as well get it outta your system while you still have the excuse of youth with you). Just don't turn your brain into mush and do try to wake up every morning in time ot make your classes. If you miss out, then study on your own. Or, just fuck off all through your college years, marry a rich lady (cougar) and coast.
your choice.