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Friday Nov 26, 2004

Nov 26, 2004
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Shut up and listen to my scary story...
There is a thing they call Blitz.
Otherwise known as the first major shopping day before Christmas, the day after Thanksgiving.
Now, imagine you are surrounded by a pack of idiots, who do not understand that once the sale is over, the prices are raised again.

No, I do not have that camera in stock anymore, nimrod, because it was a special for the sale. It's not my fault you can't wake up before noon.

*shudders again*

I need to take a shower again. I feel dirty after all that selling of cameras to imbeciles.
docsmith:
aren't you glad that only a special breed of idiot likes to get up early the day after thanksgiving. the rest of us idiots, the more refined ones I might add just like to sleep till noon and then hum christmas songs all day. biggrin
Nov 26, 2004
docsmith:
shocked wait
frown do you hear that
mad I think somethings following us
robot quick hand me your light-saber
zwoosh zwoosh kshhhh kshhhh zwoosh fzikt RRAAAAWWRR!!

biggrin Silly Wampa. Everyone knows sneaking up on a couple of jedi will get you fucked up.

[Edited on Nov 29, 2004 9:07PM]
Nov 29, 2004

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