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Whats up random Tuesday... I swear to god everyone in florida is fucked and this evening completely proves me to be correct. It stars out this guy Jordan that I know calls me yesturday and tells me that his dad died and he is freaking out and that I'm always smiling and it makes him happy and that he wants to hang out. Now this wouldn't seem odd except for this is like an aquaintance... not a friend, and I know he's trouble. I ran into him at a bar and he asked for my number a few weeks ago. I have known him for like a year or 2 but always knew he was kinda trouble so I figured it would be best to keep my distance. Well, I kinda knew it wouldn't be in my best interest to chill but felt bad because he just burried his father so I agreed to chill. He asked me to pick him up after work, so I did and we went out to a bar for a drink. The way there he is telling me about how he is moving to chicago and has this huge trust that he needs to sign for. We get to the parking lot and he is all like, "will you marry me?" I was like "what, no!" So then he starts telling me about how he wants me to marry him and move to chicago and that he would be the best husband and how I can do whatever I want and he will buy me whatever I want as long as I come home at night and he can wake up to my smile in the morning because I am perfect. Now we haven't even made it into the bar so you know he's not drunk yet. He is like dead fucking serious. He wants to buy me to sleep next to him and to smile at him when he wakes up, regaurdless of whatever I want to do durring the day. Perhaps I'm crazy, but that sounds like prostitiution. I'm not sure and he didn't say anything about sex, but it still sounds like it. So I digress from the conversation as much as possible because by this point I need a fucking drink and this guy comes up to him at the bar and says something then Jordan walks up to me and says hey I need a ride up the road about 4 blocks. I was like, "what for", he said, "to go get high" my reply to this was "what kind of high" because I don't mind some good bud but he then grabbed my face and opened my eye lids really big and said, "high, come on lets go smoke" Fine as hell, gonna be rich, wants to buy me to be his wife, wants me to go smoke fucking crack! WHAT THE FUCK, I have never and will never smoke crack! "I was all like fuck no I'm not going to take you to go smoke crack!" So like 5 minutes later I can't find him and I asked his boy where he went and his boy said," he'll be right back" I was all like fuck that and left and now he wont stop calling me and I told him that we shouldn't associate any more but he wont stop calling. I am super creeped out and even more relieved that he doesn't know where I live but this was a fucking wierd ass random tuesday night and I don't know what to make of it!