let me just start by saying i am really f*cking horny right now!!! it's been a while...and it's getting a little difficult to deal with haha!
anyway, i'm looking to buy this 57 chevy bel air. it's pink, and it's a 4 door. but i need $4000...so i'm trying to take out a loan, but i don't know if i'm gonna get it. if only i were an "exotic dancer," then i'd have the money. or maybe if i won the lottery. but fat chance of that. it's my dream car!!! i neeeeeed it! like a few other things....
anyway, i'm looking to buy this 57 chevy bel air. it's pink, and it's a 4 door. but i need $4000...so i'm trying to take out a loan, but i don't know if i'm gonna get it. if only i were an "exotic dancer," then i'd have the money. or maybe if i won the lottery. but fat chance of that. it's my dream car!!! i neeeeeed it! like a few other things....

jackieomonroe:
You should be an exotic dancer... do it, you're pretty 

grimjack:
Well, you could sell your soul to the devil for the cash...you might end up with at 74 Pinto, though. You know how that horned fella works. 
