Let me share with you a few things that dont impress me.
1. age ( fuck off, just because you are older than me does not mean you are smarter or have lived more than i have)
2. Muscles ( just because you are fit does not mean you are hot shit, you still have to carry that face around.)
3. Money ( so you drive a nice car and live in a nice house. who gives a shit. I would only be impressed if you really knew how to make that money count)
4. Brains ( if you are all book smart have no knowledge of life then you are useless to me )
5. Using cheesy ridiculous pick up lines. ( I refuse to swoon over something sooooo retarded, instead I will laugh in your face)
6. Finally, being in a band.
Now with that last one let me tell you a story. Yesterday I was at job number 2. And this guy comes in and says, "hey i wanna get that new Avenged Sevenfold ( i personally think they blow but its his money)."
He then says "well, hey there babydoll. You know you look like Juliya from FUSE."
( this is where you scroll up and look at my prof. pic and realize i look nothing like her.)
BIG FUCKING MISTAKE
I hate that cunt, Im not going off on a rant why, but i hate her.
Anyways, I then tell him "Fuck you, I dont look anything like her, in fact i hate her."
He then, slides his hand around my waist and says, "Dont worry gorgeous she is sexy and so are you."
I then just walked off and let my manager handle the rest.
As the douche is leaving he is like "hey you know I play guitar for something something band ( i dont remember the name), yeah we are fixing to go on tour." " whats your name dollface?"
I point to my name tag and walk off.
-thank you, the end.
1. age ( fuck off, just because you are older than me does not mean you are smarter or have lived more than i have)
2. Muscles ( just because you are fit does not mean you are hot shit, you still have to carry that face around.)
3. Money ( so you drive a nice car and live in a nice house. who gives a shit. I would only be impressed if you really knew how to make that money count)
4. Brains ( if you are all book smart have no knowledge of life then you are useless to me )
5. Using cheesy ridiculous pick up lines. ( I refuse to swoon over something sooooo retarded, instead I will laugh in your face)
6. Finally, being in a band.
Now with that last one let me tell you a story. Yesterday I was at job number 2. And this guy comes in and says, "hey i wanna get that new Avenged Sevenfold ( i personally think they blow but its his money)."
He then says "well, hey there babydoll. You know you look like Juliya from FUSE."
( this is where you scroll up and look at my prof. pic and realize i look nothing like her.)
BIG FUCKING MISTAKE
I hate that cunt, Im not going off on a rant why, but i hate her.
Anyways, I then tell him "Fuck you, I dont look anything like her, in fact i hate her."
He then, slides his hand around my waist and says, "Dont worry gorgeous she is sexy and so are you."
I then just walked off and let my manager handle the rest.
As the douche is leaving he is like "hey you know I play guitar for something something band ( i dont remember the name), yeah we are fixing to go on tour." " whats your name dollface?"
I point to my name tag and walk off.
-thank you, the end.
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I agree about not being a fan of muscles. Or at least not a fan of beefy guys who are obsessed with their muscles. It grosses me out, and it pisses me off when i am working on moving stuff and some beefy guy is like "oh let me lift that for you" at every turn. Fuck off, i can lift it myself, and if i needed help i wouldn't ask you because you are being demeaning to me by constantly insisting you think i am too weak to lift a box.
Wow, this has been a venty response. Sorry, but it felt good to vent.