OK cleaning is over.
Congrats to all those who survived my wrath. I applaud you.
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I dont wanna go to work today at all.
I miss playing with ninja turtles.
There is a chance i might get abducted by aliens before i die.
I like to pretend im a ninja at work and hide from the doorbell to see if i can sneak by without it going off.
Stefan apparently was watching black men oil themselves up last night in some porn.
One time when i was little i ran my brother over with my bike. Kinda like this.
I would make a kick-ass super hero.
Congrats to all those who survived my wrath. I applaud you.
.
I dont wanna go to work today at all.
I miss playing with ninja turtles.
There is a chance i might get abducted by aliens before i die.
I like to pretend im a ninja at work and hide from the doorbell to see if i can sneak by without it going off.
Stefan apparently was watching black men oil themselves up last night in some porn.
One time when i was little i ran my brother over with my bike. Kinda like this.
I would make a kick-ass super hero.
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uncaringmachine:
Awesome. I'll make sure it doesn't get damaged in the trip to your location. Latah!
heartshapedcuffs:
and i heart yours as well!