Men are such dorks. I was having a margarita at the Alamo with a few coworkers before heading off to a night stocking shift (note to self, work is better when buzzed...). Two grown men (mid 40s) started having a pissing match right behind my stool. I was about to beat a hasty retreat (getting knocked on my ass by two drunken yuppies wasn't really...
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Gawd I'm bored. I can't wait until winter vacation. It's been so long since I've had a few days off that I can't remember what it's like. No school, take a few days off from work...::sigh:: How many weeks? I'd love to just drive down to Hollywood and wander about the city at night. It's been ages since I've been to Pink's Hotdogs or Gromen's...
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traceelement:
I have been informed by the bureau that the forecast is for continued drought like conditions here also. 
I truly don't understand the concept of small talk. Why, god, WHY? It's the number one reason most of my friends are guys. Females just have this freakish desire to start yapping to complete strangers about the most inane things.
Prime example: I was packing up my stuff at the end of a class, and this girl who always sits next to me noticed my...
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Prime example: I was packing up my stuff at the end of a class, and this girl who always sits next to me noticed my...
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gilby:
There are few things I hate more than small talk.
froggin:
that is one of my favorite movies- and that happens to me all the time
BTW- lesson i have learned. Most people don't like deep talk. Makes them uncomfortable- so shallow talk prevails-- but once in awhile you run across the exception- it is like fishing i guess- you can wait all day and not catch a thing..
BTW- lesson i have learned. Most people don't like deep talk. Makes them uncomfortable- so shallow talk prevails-- but once in awhile you run across the exception- it is like fishing i guess- you can wait all day and not catch a thing..
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Err, somehow my link disapeared?
http://www.whimsicalley.com/
::fangirl scream::
I am SO going. Now to pick a day and time when there won't be too many children present...
Err, somehow my link disapeared?
http://www.whimsicalley.com/
::fangirl scream::
I am SO going. Now to pick a day and time when there won't be too many children present...
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seantastic:
what?
vimes:
I just want a scarf! looks cool. Did you end up going yet?
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life_test_dummy:
The adventures of retail. Awesome... just awesome.
chainlink:
That is one of the most entertaining posts I've read in , ever.
"The following segment was brought to you by Traditional In-Home Birth Control--when all else fails, just grab that fucking coat hanger and do what you gotta do: "
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Ha h a ha . I <3 u
"There is no BUT. No buts for you. You are butless. Abandon your but-themed hopes and dreams all ye who enter my store"
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You are a hero. please be my friend.
"The following segment was brought to you by Traditional In-Home Birth Control--when all else fails, just grab that fucking coat hanger and do what you gotta do: "
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Ha h a ha . I <3 u
"There is no BUT. No buts for you. You are butless. Abandon your but-themed hopes and dreams all ye who enter my store"
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You are a hero. please be my friend.
Wow. Now there's something you don't see every day.
Sooo...brushing my teeth before bed. I looked in the mirror to check on the pair of molars I'd had root canaled...and I saw new teeth. The fucking wisdom teeth my worthless HMO wouldn't cover (because they weren't infected, they were just growing sideways and smashing into aforementioned molars--thought my HMO was kind enough to cover a...
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Sooo...brushing my teeth before bed. I looked in the mirror to check on the pair of molars I'd had root canaled...and I saw new teeth. The fucking wisdom teeth my worthless HMO wouldn't cover (because they weren't infected, they were just growing sideways and smashing into aforementioned molars--thought my HMO was kind enough to cover a...
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minesweeper:
*waves*
It seems I'm STILL being punished by my higher brain for seeing Lady in the Water. Last night I dreamt a sort of rehash of the story, using the cast of Happy Days, the Gravelings from Dead Like Me, and the setting of a Sara Douglas novel. Then I dreamt up a new musical opening for The Cosby Show. Maybe my...
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coldfusionx:
Thats why I like programming; my human interaction ratio is low
Sorry you had such a bad day, tomorrow is always another opportunity to use a blunt object on a higher authority.
Sorry you had such a bad day, tomorrow is always another opportunity to use a blunt object on a higher authority.
This entry shall be titled: Tis the season to be jolly. Or: Why I hate customers, reason 9,556,455,566,886 and ⅞
Yes, I am quite aware that it is August. If it wasn't summer, I'd be taking a full course load in addition to my shit job a Mi****ls Art's & Crafts. YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK IF I KNOW WHAT MONTH IT IS EVERY TIME...
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Yes, I am quite aware that it is August. If it wasn't summer, I'd be taking a full course load in addition to my shit job a Mi****ls Art's & Crafts. YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK IF I KNOW WHAT MONTH IT IS EVERY TIME...
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filmnoir1:
Making anything now? 
coldfusionx:
Lol.customers usually = idiots. They have no idea what marketing is. If they wanted to avoid Christmas until its appointed season they should all pack up and move to fuckleburg (or its equivalent doucheville) and avoid all human contact until they have to hike into the woods and chop down their own Christmas tree.
Back in the day I was assistant manager at a retail store that sold holiday gifts, I so know what you are talking about. We had a GIANT fountain outside our store and I used to envision my personal grinch in a Santa hat slowly drowning them and singing Christmas carols while they yelled at me for selling Christmas ornaments out of season..lol.
Now I avoid retail like the plague.
Back in the day I was assistant manager at a retail store that sold holiday gifts, I so know what you are talking about. We had a GIANT fountain outside our store and I used to envision my personal grinch in a Santa hat slowly drowning them and singing Christmas carols while they yelled at me for selling Christmas ornaments out of season..lol.
Now I avoid retail like the plague.
cookerz:
goddamn....that one pic just makes me want more! rowr!
crusade68:
That one picture sums up what you are. A real natural beauty.
Secondly, fuck shoes.