Regime change!
No longer content with being the power behind the throne I have staged a bloodless coup and taken control.
Shandyowl was becoming increasingly incontinent and slow and confused so I had to take him round the back of the barn and put him out of his misery.
Today has been pretty good so far. I went for a nice walk, marked my territory several times and produced two lovely bowel movements. There is nothing like watching someone else demean themself by picking up your faeces to brighten the day; although there was this one time when I was taking a dump while sniffing a turd that had previously been deposited. Oh happy day!
I have breakfasted and napped and plan to alternate between eating and sleeping for most of the day. This evening I shall go for another walk and play catch for a little while.
EDIT:
I went outside and barked a couple of times.
No longer content with being the power behind the throne I have staged a bloodless coup and taken control.
Shandyowl was becoming increasingly incontinent and slow and confused so I had to take him round the back of the barn and put him out of his misery.
Today has been pretty good so far. I went for a nice walk, marked my territory several times and produced two lovely bowel movements. There is nothing like watching someone else demean themself by picking up your faeces to brighten the day; although there was this one time when I was taking a dump while sniffing a turd that had previously been deposited. Oh happy day!
I have breakfasted and napped and plan to alternate between eating and sleeping for most of the day. This evening I shall go for another walk and play catch for a little while.
EDIT:
I went outside and barked a couple of times.
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alexiskn:
whyd you have to go confuse everyone with the name change?? jeeze...
albastra:
*pat pat* Good boy.