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what the fuck is a scion?!
by j.

i'm convinced that those scion vehicles are manufactured by a robots on an offshore factory in international waters somewhere.

these robots have complete control over the entire process.
concept. design. manufacture. marketing.
there are in fact, no humans involved in any aspect of the production of these machines.
this is the only logical conclusion, as it explains alot.
" what's with all the CG commercials?"
" why hasn't anyone heard of them until just now?"
" why do they look like shit?"
i know it's really just a mini van with corners.
do you know why they're shaped like that? it's because robots know you can stack more square mini vans in a container and ship them off robot factory island more efficiently, than you can round and/or curvy vehicles.

many other questions can be solved with this simple answer.

in conclusion...
scions aren't really made in korea or some other country no one has ever heard of.
they are made by robots.

that are probably evil.




j is for genius.