i awoke with a start this morning. my heart was nearly jumping out of my chest. i dreamt that a miniature albino monkey ran between my legs. freaked the fuck right out of me.
i don't think it meant anything. it's just that yesterday i saw this dirty little white trash kid. i couldn't understand a word he was saying and he had a shaved blonde head and these ears that stuck out. he looked like a dirty little monkey.
kinda gave me the heebs.
aside from all that...
crock pots aren't all they're cracked up to be. i bought one the other week and have tried it out a few times. i envisioned hot tasty soup at the end of a hard days work. all i seem to get is a bowl of bland mushy gruel with some vegis in it, and the smell of hot tasty soup mocking me.
i don't think it meant anything. it's just that yesterday i saw this dirty little white trash kid. i couldn't understand a word he was saying and he had a shaved blonde head and these ears that stuck out. he looked like a dirty little monkey.
kinda gave me the heebs.
aside from all that...
crock pots aren't all they're cracked up to be. i bought one the other week and have tried it out a few times. i envisioned hot tasty soup at the end of a hard days work. all i seem to get is a bowl of bland mushy gruel with some vegis in it, and the smell of hot tasty soup mocking me.
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emeris:
'motherless brooklyn' which seth lent me after i visited him in brooklyn. i did that once before, went to london and then read neverwhere. anyway, i thought crock pots were for really cheap beef. no?
cupofkarma:
i love your work! do you sell any of it?