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It is time for a preliminary prayer. Now is the time of preperation.

The crissfire of thrown words filled the big room.
"Did you get a good look at this hole on the way down? Where's all the loot this place is supposed to have?" "The Harkonnens took it awith 'en!" "Me for a hot shower and a soft bed!" "Haven't you heard, stupid? No...
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the scene is my new joint.

i am a fucking loser.


it's hard to get out of a pit;

fuck the planet
xmoonpiex:
you are certainly right assh ole
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I am at a crossroads of my of devising, but a crossroads nonetheless.

Do I do the responsible thing and see this job out to the end?

Or do I ditch it to have fun?
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So, I have been working my way back into the human race of late. It has been a while. I have been sort of dormant in my own skin, and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon(as in out of my skin, I am making a joke playing on the oddly funny image of me literally "whoops!" falling out of my skin like it was cheap...
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So, I think about how my readership of this blog is next to nothing.

I remember driving around LA (this is a normal occurence), and I think I was actually in Santa Monica, because this story is about a homeless guy.

I saw this man about 5 feet away from the curb, so somewhat in traffic, arguing with the street corner. He was yelling at...
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pudding:
all ears
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I don't feel I have enough people to go drinking with.

Specifically, not enough gorgeous women.
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I have two lighters: one black, one white.

one is in my bedstand, the other in my car.

which is which, do you think?
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pudding:
the black lighter is by your bed (because that's sexier) and the white one is in your car
pudding:
only if those fries are chili-cheese-fries sir
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what precious few moments of goodness in this world should be cherished
-pie

ps. precious moments are a fascist plot.

pps. no spell check? come on. you can have a spoiler drop down or designate the heirarchy of users who have access to your data, but you don't have a spell-check? Either this is a fantastic plot to create a new breed of American (or...
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