Friday and what to do, what to do. Well, apparently I have to take the trash (if my dad didn't on his way to work). Also, tomorrow, we're finishing up the roofing on my grandpa's shed. So, that'll suck up Saturday for me, but I'll be pissed if my evening is getting fucked. I got a hardcore show to go to!
Reasons why I hate living in Joshua, TX (no particular order):
1) the dumpster services is gone because my neighbor refuses to pay
2) the dirt road I live on is so pothole nightmare
3) it JOSHUA, TX!! I live out in the boonies where no one can hear you scream
4) it takes me an additional 20-30 minutes to get into Fort Worth city limits and anywhere else to civilization
5) Johnson County is a cesspool of underachievement
6) the only thing worth a shit at my high school was the dance team; we're laughing stocks in football
7) 3 acres of land property = too much yardwork
8) it was my dad's stupid idea to live in the country
9) I get all of this worthless rural landfill in the event of my parents' death! What an inheritance!
10) Did I mention I live in JOSHUA FUCKING TEXAS! "Where is that anyway?"
Reasons why I hate living in Joshua, TX (no particular order):
1) the dumpster services is gone because my neighbor refuses to pay
2) the dirt road I live on is so pothole nightmare
3) it JOSHUA, TX!! I live out in the boonies where no one can hear you scream
4) it takes me an additional 20-30 minutes to get into Fort Worth city limits and anywhere else to civilization
5) Johnson County is a cesspool of underachievement
6) the only thing worth a shit at my high school was the dance team; we're laughing stocks in football
7) 3 acres of land property = too much yardwork
8) it was my dad's stupid idea to live in the country
9) I get all of this worthless rural landfill in the event of my parents' death! What an inheritance!
10) Did I mention I live in JOSHUA FUCKING TEXAS! "Where is that anyway?"
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jonnytrrrash7:
hmm i was about to ask that same question.....where the hell is it???
lostidentity:
I used to live in the boonies of the poconos. Totally know what you're saying about the twenty minutes to go anywhere. I dunno about Joshua, but the area where I graduated high school is full of potheads, alchoholics, and girls under 21 with at least two kids from different fathers. But our football team kicked ass and it was the cheerleaders who were ugly.